The other day I tried helping a human carry his groceries.
He almost fainted when I lifted everything with one hand.

He kept asking, “How are you THAT strong?”
I didn’t know how to explain that this is just… normal for me.

Then he tried to flex his arm back at me.
I think he expected me to be impressed.

I wasn’t.
But I pretended, just to be nice.

Humans are adorable sometimes.