23 days ago crowded corporate elevator during morning rush hour. Two well-dressed colleagues stand face-to-face, uncomfortably close due to the packed space. One, maintaining a straight face, leans in slightly and says, “I once sneezed in the all-hands and clicked ‘share screen’ at the same time. No survivors.” The other tries to suppress a laugh. The elevator dings, and doors open to a bustling office floor. JamesPH PRO 0 19