RELEASING ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAV'S ON MY CAKE DAY.. 🍰

Introducing Mad Magazine's official mascot:
ALFRED E. NEUMAN!
-What, me worry?
This version is for one character at a time only. Perhaps I will try and train a more flexible version with less style bleed soon, but for now, this is what I got 4 U. Hope you enjoy!

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