Oi! The Hardest man in London just hit the square! Don't be a pillock. Come and get your Phil!

Man, when I was doing my homework I ran across this superfan's website http://www.utterphilth.com/

I don't think I can top it. But the buzz is already spent. So here it is.

To honor the Superfan site, the Trigger word is : PhilthEE

Benefits from being called: pink, pale, bald, a human canned ham, raging, alcoholic

Weights: 0.8 - 1

Phil has gotten sober and he's trying to be a good man but anything's possible in Walford.

Duff duff...

(Phil is played by classically trained Shakespearean thespian: Steve McFadden)

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