[IMAGE REFERENCE: use the uploaded Alfred image as the ONLY identity reference. Identity lock ON (FACE + BODY). Keep Alfred recognizable.] Ultra-realistic surreal satire photo, public laundromat interior, bright fluorescent lighting, sharp details, documentary photography look, 9:16 vertical. MAIN ACTION / COMPOSITION: A large industrial front-loading spin dryer (industrial centrifuge dryer) in the foreground. Alfred is INSIDE the spinning drum, but shown in a comedic, non-graphic way: only Alfred’s FACE pressed against the round glass door and BOTH HANDS splayed on the glass from inside. His cheeks slightly squished, eyes wide, expression: “I did not sign up for astronaut training,” funny panic. Motion blur on the background drum edges to suggest intense spinning, but Alfred’s face and hands are tack-sharp on the glass (high shutter trick), condensation and fingerprints on glass, subtle vibrations. ENVIRONMENT: Public laundromat, rows of machines, tiled floor, detergent posters, coin/payment panel on machines, realistic reflections on the glass, no other people visible. KEY STORY PROP (MUST BE CLEAR + LEGIBLE): On the wall behind the machine, a BIG NASA recruitment-style poster with clean typography, perfectly readable, centered in frame. Poster text (exactly this, large and legible): “NASA RAFFLE: 10 ONE-WAY TICKETS TO MARS” Smaller subtitle: “ONLY THOSE WHO PASS THE CENTRIFUGE TEST WILL BE SELECTED.” Small fine print line: “Qualified candidates only. Spin endurance evaluation.” TONE: Surreal, satirical, ironic, witty, hilarious, Alfred-universe absurdity. Make it look like a real photo from a professional camera, not CGI. CAMERA / QUALITY: 35mm lens, close foreground emphasis on the machine door, shallow depth of field but poster still readable, high dynamic range, ultra-detailed skin texture, realistic glass distortion, crisp hands/fingers, no limb cropping, no warping of face. SAFETY / NON-GRAPHIC: No blood, no injury, no bruises, no horror. Comedic discomfort only. NEGATIVE PROMPTS: gore, blood, injury, bruises, broken glass, horror, distorted face, extra fingers, missing fingers, melted hands, duplicated hands, cut-off hands, unreadable text, gibberish text, fake logo noise, low-res, cartoon, CGI, plastic skin, watermark, signature, random people, multiple faces, wrong identity.
[IMAGE REFERENCE: use the uploaded Alfred image as the ONLY identity reference. Identity lock ON (FACE + BODY). Keep Alfred recognizable.] Ultra-realistic surreal satire photo, public laundromat interior, bright fluorescent lighting, sharp details, documentary photography look, 9:16 vertical. MAIN ACTION / COMPOSITION: A large industrial front-loading spin dryer (industrial centrifuge dryer) in the foreground. Alfred is INSIDE the spinning drum, but shown in a comedic, non-graphic way: only Alfred’s FACE pressed against the round glass door and BOTH HANDS splayed on the glass from inside. His cheeks slightly squished, eyes wide, expression: “I did not sign up for astronaut training,” funny panic. Motion blur on the background drum edges to suggest intense spinning, but Alfred’s face and hands are tack-sharp on the glass (high shutter trick), condensation and fingerprints on glass, subtle vibrations. ENVIRONMENT: Public laundromat, rows of machines, tiled floor, detergent posters, coin/payment panel on machines, realistic reflections on the glass, no other people visible. KEY STORY PROP (MUST BE CLEAR + LEGIBLE): On the wall behind the machine, a BIG NASA recruitment-style poster with clean typography, perfectly readable, centered in frame. Poster text (exactly this, large and legible): “NASA RAFFLE: 10 ONE-WAY TICKETS TO MARS” Smaller subtitle: “ONLY THOSE WHO PASS THE CENTRIFUGE TEST WILL BE SELECTED.” Small fine print line: “Qualified candidates only. Spin endurance evaluation.” TONE: Surreal, satirical, ironic, witty, hilarious, Alfred-universe absurdity. Make it look like a real photo from a professional camera, not CGI. CAMERA / QUALITY: 35mm lens, close foreground emphasis on the machine door, shallow depth of field but poster still readable, high dynamic range, ultra-detailed skin texture, realistic glass distortion, crisp hands/fingers, no limb cropping, no warping of face. SAFETY / NON-GRAPHIC: No blood, no injury, no bruises, no horror. Comedic discomfort only. NEGATIVE PROMPTS: gore, blood, injury, bruises, broken glass, horror, distorted face, extra fingers, missing fingers, melted hands, duplicated hands, cut-off hands, unreadable text, gibberish text, fake logo noise, low-res, cartoon, CGI, plastic skin, watermark, signature, random people, multiple faces, wrong identity.
[IMAGE REFERENCE: use the uploaded Alfred image as the ONLY identity reference. Identity lock ON (FACE + BODY). Keep Alfred recognizable.] Ultra-realistic surreal satire photo, public laundromat interior, bright fluorescent lighting, sharp details, documentary photography look, 9:16 vertical. MAIN ACTION / COMPOSITION: A large industrial front-loading spin dryer (industrial centrifuge dryer) in the foreground. Alfred is INSIDE the spinning drum, but shown in a comedic, non-graphic way: only Alfred’s FACE pressed against the round glass door and BOTH HANDS splayed on the glass from inside. His cheeks slightly squished, eyes wide, expression: “I did not sign up for astronaut training,” funny panic. Motion blur on the background drum edges to suggest intense spinning, but Alfred’s face and hands are tack-sharp on the glass (high shutter trick), condensation and fingerprints on glass, subtle vibrations. ENVIRONMENT: Public laundromat, rows of machines, tiled floor, detergent posters, coin/payment panel on machines, realistic reflections on the glass, no other people visible. KEY STORY PROP (MUST BE CLEAR + LEGIBLE): On the wall behind the machine, a BIG NASA recruitment-style poster with clean typography, perfectly readable, centered in frame. Poster text (exactly this, large and legible): “NASA RAFFLE: 10 ONE-WAY TICKETS TO MARS” Smaller subtitle: “ONLY THOSE WHO PASS THE CENTRIFUGE TEST WILL BE SELECTED.” Small fine print line: “Qualified candidates only. Spin endurance evaluation.” TONE: Surreal, satirical, ironic, witty, hilarious, Alfred-universe absurdity. Make it look like a real photo from a professional camera, not CGI. CAMERA / QUALITY: 35mm lens, close foreground emphasis on the machine door, shallow depth of field but poster still readable, high dynamic range, ultra-detailed skin texture, realistic glass distortion, crisp hands/fingers, no limb cropping, no warping of face. SAFETY / NON-GRAPHIC: No blood, no injury, no bruises, no horror. Comedic discomfort only. NEGATIVE PROMPTS: gore, blood, injury, bruises, broken glass, horror, distorted face, extra fingers, missing fingers, melted hands, duplicated hands, cut-off hands, unreadable text, gibberish text, fake logo noise, low-res, cartoon, CGI, plastic skin, watermark, signature, random people, multiple faces, wrong identity.
[IMAGE REFERENCE: use the uploaded Alfred image as the ONLY identity reference. Identity lock ON (FACE + BODY). Keep Alfred recognizable.] Ultra-realistic surreal satire photo, public laundromat interior, bright fluorescent lighting, sharp details, documentary photography look, 9:16 vertical. MAIN ACTION / COMPOSITION: A large industrial front-loading spin dryer (industrial centrifuge dryer) in the foreground. Alfred is INSIDE the spinning drum, but shown in a comedic, non-graphic way: only Alfred’s FACE pressed against the round glass door and BOTH HANDS splayed on the glass from inside. His cheeks slightly squished, eyes wide, expression: “I did not sign up for astronaut training,” funny panic. Motion blur on the background drum edges to suggest intense spinning, but Alfred’s face and hands are tack-sharp on the glass (high shutter trick), condensation and fingerprints on glass, subtle vibrations. ENVIRONMENT: Public laundromat, rows of machines, tiled floor, detergent posters, coin/payment panel on machines, realistic reflections on the glass, no other people visible. KEY STORY PROP (MUST BE CLEAR + LEGIBLE): On the wall behind the machine, a BIG NASA recruitment-style poster with clean typography, perfectly readable, centered in frame. Poster text (exactly this, large and legible): “NASA RAFFLE: 10 ONE-WAY TICKETS TO MARS” Smaller subtitle: “ONLY THOSE WHO PASS THE CENTRIFUGE TEST WILL BE SELECTED.” Small fine print line: “Qualified candidates only. Spin endurance evaluation.” TONE: Surreal, satirical, ironic, witty, hilarious, Alfred-universe absurdity. Make it look like a real photo from a professional camera, not CGI. CAMERA / QUALITY: 35mm lens, close foreground emphasis on the machine door, shallow depth of field but poster still readable, high dynamic range, ultra-detailed skin texture, realistic glass distortion, crisp hands/fingers, no limb cropping, no warping of face. SAFETY / NON-GRAPHIC: No blood, no injury, no bruises, no horror. Comedic discomfort only. NEGATIVE PROMPTS: gore, blood, injury, bruises, broken glass, horror, distorted face, extra fingers, missing fingers, melted hands, duplicated hands, cut-off hands, unreadable text, gibberish text, fake logo noise, low-res, cartoon, CGI, plastic skin, watermark, signature, random people, multiple faces, wrong identity.
masterpiece, photorealism,8k, best quality, ultra detail:1.2) , (hdr:1.4) , raw photo, (super cute girl) , 19 y. o, young, (long hair) , in high detailed and intricated, cinematic light, high contrast, (bokeh:1.3) , (dynamic pose) , tattoo, lingerie, makeup, smiling Negative prompt: BraV4Neg, EasyNegative, ((paintings,sketches) ), (worst quality:2) , (low quality:2) , lowres, (long neck:2) , ((monochrome) ), ((grayscale) ) , cartoon, (asymmetric eyes, make up:1.5) , (skin spots:1.3,) , (acnes:1.3) , (skin blemishes:1.3) , (age spot:1.3) , (6 more fingers on one hand) , (deformity) , text, (((bad-hands-5) )), (((badhandv4) )), bad-picture-chill-75v, bad_prompt_version2-neg, ng_deepnegative_v1_75t, verybadimagenegative_v1. 3, deformed hands, bad hands, muscular abdomen
verybadimagenegative_v1.3, ng_deepnegative_v1_75t, (ugly face:0.8),cross-eyed,sketches, (worst quality:2), (low quality:2), (normal quality:2), lowres, normal quality, ((monochrome)), ((grayscale)), skin spots, acnes, skin blemishes, bad anatomy, DeepNegative, facing away, tilted head, {Multiple people}, lowres, bad anatomy, bad hands, text, error, missing fingers, extra digit, fewer digits, cropped, worstquality, low quality, normal quality, jpegartifacts, signature, watermark, username, blurry, bad feet, cropped, poorly drawn hands, poorly drawn face, mutation, deformed, worst quality, low quality, normal quality, jpeg artifacts, signature, watermark, extra fingers, fewer digits, extra limbs, extra arms,extra legs, malformed limbs, fused fingers, too many fingers, long neck, cross-eyed,mutated hands, polar lowres, bad body, bad proportions, gross proportions, text, error, missing fingers, missing arms, missing legs, extra digit, extra arms, extra leg, extra foot, ((repeating hair)), elf ears, animal ears, animorphic, lowres, bad anatomy, bad hands, text, error, missing fingers, extra digit, fewer digits, cropped, worst quality, low quality, normal quality, jpeg artifacts, signature, watermark, username, blurry, artist name, {long body}, bad anatomy , liquid body, malformed, mutated, bad proportions, uncoordinated body, unnatural body, disfigured, ugly, gross proportions ,mutation, disfigured, deformed, {mutation}, {poorly drawn}, { long body }, bad anatomy , liquid body, malformed, mutated, anatomical nonsense ,bad proportions, uncoordinated body, unnatural body, disfigured, ugly, gross proportions ,mutation, disfigured, deformed, { mutation}, {poorly drawn}, bad weapon, fused weapon, extra weapons, poorly weapon, bad sword, poor sword, liquid tongue, long neck, fused ears, bad ears, poorly drawn ears, extra ears, liquid ears, heavy ears, missing ears, fused animal ears, bad animal ears, poorly drawn animal ears, extra animal ears, liquid animal ears, heavy animal
hyper-realistic studio image, surreal art photography, top-down product angle, perfectly centered, symmetrical, strong negative space around the object, dystopian advertising, single human hand, positioned palm-down with fingers slightly spread, sealed inside a supermarket-style plastic packaging tray, hand appears calm, preserved and is the sole focus, hand is realistic, natural skin texture, blood, detailed fingernails and subtle creases, manufactured product, packaging is a rectangular food container made of semi-transparent red plastic with rounded corners, the container is tightly wrapped in transparent plastic film, stretched unevenly across the surface, plastic film shows realistic tension lines, folds, reflections, micro-scratches, small condensation droplets and water beads, container sits on a neutral matte black background, soft studio lighting from above and slightly to the side, gentle shadows under the container and subtle highlights on the plastic wrap, light refraction and glare adding realism, realistic supermarket label sticker is affixed to the plastic film, "YOUR HANDS" text, smaller secondary text, real food packaging labels style, shows price, packaging date, and a barcode --ar 9:16 --raw --stylize 500
[IMAGE REFERENCE: use the uploaded Alfred image as the ONLY identity reference. Identity lock ON (FACE + BODY). Keep Alfred recognizable.] Ultra-realistic surreal satire photo, public laundromat interior, bright fluorescent lighting, sharp details, documentary photography look, 9:16 vertical. MAIN ACTION / COMPOSITION: A large industrial front-loading spin dryer (industrial centrifuge dryer) in the foreground. Alfred is INSIDE the spinning drum, but shown in a comedic, non-graphic way: only Alfred’s FACE pressed against the round glass door and BOTH HANDS splayed on the glass from inside. His cheeks slightly squished, eyes wide, expression: “I did not sign up for astronaut training,” funny panic. Motion blur on the background drum edges to suggest intense spinning, but Alfred’s face and hands are tack-sharp on the glass (high shutter trick), condensation and fingerprints on glass, subtle vibrations. ENVIRONMENT: Public laundromat, rows of machines, tiled floor, detergent posters, coin/payment panel on machines, realistic reflections on the glass, no other people visible. KEY STORY PROP (MUST BE CLEAR + LEGIBLE): On the wall behind the machine, a BIG NASA recruitment-style poster with clean typography, perfectly readable, centered in frame. Poster text (exactly this, large and legible): “NASA RAFFLE: 10 ONE-WAY TICKETS TO MARS” Smaller subtitle: “ONLY THOSE WHO PASS THE CENTRIFUGE TEST WILL BE SELECTED.” Small fine print line: “Qualified candidates only. Spin endurance evaluation.” TONE: Surreal, satirical, ironic, witty, hilarious, Alfred-universe absurdity. Make it look like a real photo from a professional camera, not CGI. CAMERA / QUALITY: 35mm lens, close foreground emphasis on the machine door, shallow depth of field but poster still readable, high dynamic range, ultra-detailed skin texture, realistic glass distortion, crisp hands/fingers, no limb cropping, no warping of face. SAFETY / NON-GRAPHIC: No blood, no injury, no bruises, no horror. Comedic discomfort only. NEGATIVE PROMPTS: gore, blood, injury, bruises, broken glass, horror, distorted face, extra fingers, missing fingers, melted hands, duplicated hands, cut-off hands, unreadable text, gibberish text, fake logo noise, low-res, cartoon, CGI, plastic skin, watermark, signature, random people, multiple faces, wrong identity.
[IMAGE REFERENCE: use the uploaded Alfred image as the ONLY identity reference. Identity lock ON (FACE + BODY). Keep Alfred recognizable.] Ultra-realistic surreal satire photo, public laundromat interior, bright fluorescent lighting, sharp details, documentary photography look, 9:16 vertical. MAIN ACTION / COMPOSITION: A large industrial front-loading spin dryer (industrial centrifuge dryer) in the foreground. Alfred is INSIDE the spinning drum, but shown in a comedic, non-graphic way: only Alfred’s FACE pressed against the round glass door and BOTH HANDS splayed on the glass from inside. His cheeks slightly squished, eyes wide, expression: “I did not sign up for astronaut training,” funny panic. Motion blur on the background drum edges to suggest intense spinning, but Alfred’s face and hands are tack-sharp on the glass (high shutter trick), condensation and fingerprints on glass, subtle vibrations. ENVIRONMENT: Public laundromat, rows of machines, tiled floor, detergent posters, coin/payment panel on machines, realistic reflections on the glass, no other people visible. KEY STORY PROP (MUST BE CLEAR + LEGIBLE): On the wall behind the machine, a BIG NASA recruitment-style poster with clean typography, perfectly readable, centered in frame. Poster text (exactly this, large and legible): “NASA RAFFLE: 10 ONE-WAY TICKETS TO MARS” Smaller subtitle: “ONLY THOSE WHO PASS THE CENTRIFUGE TEST WILL BE SELECTED.” Small fine print line: “Qualified candidates only. Spin endurance evaluation.” TONE: Surreal, satirical, ironic, witty, hilarious, Alfred-universe absurdity. Make it look like a real photo from a professional camera, not CGI. CAMERA / QUALITY: 35mm lens, close foreground emphasis on the machine door, shallow depth of field but poster still readable, high dynamic range, ultra-detailed skin texture, realistic glass distortion, crisp hands/fingers, no limb cropping, no warping of face. SAFETY / NON-GRAPHIC: No blood, no injury, no bruises, no horror. Comedic discomfort only. NEGATIVE PROMPTS: gore, blood, injury, bruises, broken glass, horror, distorted face, extra fingers, missing fingers, melted hands, duplicated hands, cut-off hands, unreadable text, gibberish text, fake logo noise, low-res, cartoon, CGI, plastic skin, watermark, signature, random people, multiple faces, wrong identity.
masterpiece, photorealism,8k, best quality, ultra detail:1.2) , (hdr:1.4) , raw photo, (super cute girl) , 19 y. o, young, (long hair) , in high detailed and intricated, cinematic light, high contrast, (bokeh:1.3) , (dynamic pose) , tattoo, lingerie, makeup, smiling Negative prompt: BraV4Neg, EasyNegative, ((paintings,sketches) ), (worst quality:2) , (low quality:2) , lowres, (long neck:2) , ((monochrome) ), ((grayscale) ) , cartoon, (asymmetric eyes, make up:1.5) , (skin spots:1.3,) , (acnes:1.3) , (skin blemishes:1.3) , (age spot:1.3) , (6 more fingers on one hand) , (deformity) , text, (((bad-hands-5) )), (((badhandv4) )), bad-picture-chill-75v, bad_prompt_version2-neg, ng_deepnegative_v1_75t, verybadimagenegative_v1. 3, deformed hands, bad hands, muscular abdomen
[IMAGE REFERENCE: use the uploaded Alfred image as the ONLY identity reference. Identity lock ON (FACE + BODY). Keep Alfred recognizable.] Ultra-realistic surreal satire photo, public laundromat interior, bright fluorescent lighting, sharp details, documentary photography look, 9:16 vertical. MAIN ACTION / COMPOSITION: A large industrial front-loading spin dryer (industrial centrifuge dryer) in the foreground. Alfred is INSIDE the spinning drum, but shown in a comedic, non-graphic way: only Alfred’s FACE pressed against the round glass door and BOTH HANDS splayed on the glass from inside. His cheeks slightly squished, eyes wide, expression: “I did not sign up for astronaut training,” funny panic. Motion blur on the background drum edges to suggest intense spinning, but Alfred’s face and hands are tack-sharp on the glass (high shutter trick), condensation and fingerprints on glass, subtle vibrations. ENVIRONMENT: Public laundromat, rows of machines, tiled floor, detergent posters, coin/payment panel on machines, realistic reflections on the glass, no other people visible. KEY STORY PROP (MUST BE CLEAR + LEGIBLE): On the wall behind the machine, a BIG NASA recruitment-style poster with clean typography, perfectly readable, centered in frame. Poster text (exactly this, large and legible): “NASA RAFFLE: 10 ONE-WAY TICKETS TO MARS” Smaller subtitle: “ONLY THOSE WHO PASS THE CENTRIFUGE TEST WILL BE SELECTED.” Small fine print line: “Qualified candidates only. Spin endurance evaluation.” TONE: Surreal, satirical, ironic, witty, hilarious, Alfred-universe absurdity. Make it look like a real photo from a professional camera, not CGI. CAMERA / QUALITY: 35mm lens, close foreground emphasis on the machine door, shallow depth of field but poster still readable, high dynamic range, ultra-detailed skin texture, realistic glass distortion, crisp hands/fingers, no limb cropping, no warping of face. SAFETY / NON-GRAPHIC: No blood, no injury, no bruises, no horror. Comedic discomfort only. NEGATIVE PROMPTS: gore, blood, injury, bruises, broken glass, horror, distorted face, extra fingers, missing fingers, melted hands, duplicated hands, cut-off hands, unreadable text, gibberish text, fake logo noise, low-res, cartoon, CGI, plastic skin, watermark, signature, random people, multiple faces, wrong identity.
[IMAGE REFERENCE: use the uploaded Alfred image as the ONLY identity reference. Identity lock ON (FACE + BODY). Keep Alfred recognizable.] Ultra-realistic surreal satire photo, public laundromat interior, bright fluorescent lighting, sharp details, documentary photography look, 9:16 vertical. MAIN ACTION / COMPOSITION: A large industrial front-loading spin dryer (industrial centrifuge dryer) in the foreground. Alfred is INSIDE the spinning drum, but shown in a comedic, non-graphic way: only Alfred’s FACE pressed against the round glass door and BOTH HANDS splayed on the glass from inside. His cheeks slightly squished, eyes wide, expression: “I did not sign up for astronaut training,” funny panic. Motion blur on the background drum edges to suggest intense spinning, but Alfred’s face and hands are tack-sharp on the glass (high shutter trick), condensation and fingerprints on glass, subtle vibrations. ENVIRONMENT: Public laundromat, rows of machines, tiled floor, detergent posters, coin/payment panel on machines, realistic reflections on the glass, no other people visible. KEY STORY PROP (MUST BE CLEAR + LEGIBLE): On the wall behind the machine, a BIG NASA recruitment-style poster with clean typography, perfectly readable, centered in frame. Poster text (exactly this, large and legible): “NASA RAFFLE: 10 ONE-WAY TICKETS TO MARS” Smaller subtitle: “ONLY THOSE WHO PASS THE CENTRIFUGE TEST WILL BE SELECTED.” Small fine print line: “Qualified candidates only. Spin endurance evaluation.” TONE: Surreal, satirical, ironic, witty, hilarious, Alfred-universe absurdity. Make it look like a real photo from a professional camera, not CGI. CAMERA / QUALITY: 35mm lens, close foreground emphasis on the machine door, shallow depth of field but poster still readable, high dynamic range, ultra-detailed skin texture, realistic glass distortion, crisp hands/fingers, no limb cropping, no warping of face. SAFETY / NON-GRAPHIC: No blood, no injury, no bruises, no horror. Comedic discomfort only. NEGATIVE PROMPTS: gore, blood, injury, bruises, broken glass, horror, distorted face, extra fingers, missing fingers, melted hands, duplicated hands, cut-off hands, unreadable text, gibberish text, fake logo noise, low-res, cartoon, CGI, plastic skin, watermark, signature, random people, multiple faces, wrong identity.
verybadimagenegative_v1.3, ng_deepnegative_v1_75t, (ugly face:0.8),cross-eyed,sketches, (worst quality:2), (low quality:2), (normal quality:2), lowres, normal quality, ((monochrome)), ((grayscale)), skin spots, acnes, skin blemishes, bad anatomy, DeepNegative, facing away, tilted head, {Multiple people}, lowres, bad anatomy, bad hands, text, error, missing fingers, extra digit, fewer digits, cropped, worstquality, low quality, normal quality, jpegartifacts, signature, watermark, username, blurry, bad feet, cropped, poorly drawn hands, poorly drawn face, mutation, deformed, worst quality, low quality, normal quality, jpeg artifacts, signature, watermark, extra fingers, fewer digits, extra limbs, extra arms,extra legs, malformed limbs, fused fingers, too many fingers, long neck, cross-eyed,mutated hands, polar lowres, bad body, bad proportions, gross proportions, text, error, missing fingers, missing arms, missing legs, extra digit, extra arms, extra leg, extra foot, ((repeating hair)), elf ears, animal ears, animorphic, lowres, bad anatomy, bad hands, text, error, missing fingers, extra digit, fewer digits, cropped, worst quality, low quality, normal quality, jpeg artifacts, signature, watermark, username, blurry, artist name, {long body}, bad anatomy , liquid body, malformed, mutated, bad proportions, uncoordinated body, unnatural body, disfigured, ugly, gross proportions ,mutation, disfigured, deformed, {mutation}, {poorly drawn}, { long body }, bad anatomy , liquid body, malformed, mutated, anatomical nonsense ,bad proportions, uncoordinated body, unnatural body, disfigured, ugly, gross proportions ,mutation, disfigured, deformed, { mutation}, {poorly drawn}, bad weapon, fused weapon, extra weapons, poorly weapon, bad sword, poor sword, liquid tongue, long neck, fused ears, bad ears, poorly drawn ears, extra ears, liquid ears, heavy ears, missing ears, fused animal ears, bad animal ears, poorly drawn animal ears, extra animal ears, liquid animal ears, heavy animal
hyper-realistic studio image, surreal art photography, top-down product angle, perfectly centered, symmetrical, strong negative space around the object, dystopian advertising, single human hand, positioned palm-down with fingers slightly spread, sealed inside a supermarket-style plastic packaging tray, hand appears calm, preserved and is the sole focus, hand is realistic, natural skin texture, blood, detailed fingernails and subtle creases, manufactured product, packaging is a rectangular food container made of semi-transparent red plastic with rounded corners, the container is tightly wrapped in transparent plastic film, stretched unevenly across the surface, plastic film shows realistic tension lines, folds, reflections, micro-scratches, small condensation droplets and water beads, container sits on a neutral matte black background, soft studio lighting from above and slightly to the side, gentle shadows under the container and subtle highlights on the plastic wrap, light refraction and glare adding realism, realistic supermarket label sticker is affixed to the plastic film, "YOUR HANDS" text, smaller secondary text, real food packaging labels style, shows price, packaging date, and a barcode --ar 9:16 --raw --stylize 500
[IMAGE REFERENCE: use the uploaded Alfred image as the ONLY identity reference. Identity lock ON (FACE + BODY). Keep Alfred recognizable.] Ultra-realistic surreal satire photo, public laundromat interior, bright fluorescent lighting, sharp details, documentary photography look, 9:16 vertical. MAIN ACTION / COMPOSITION: A large industrial front-loading spin dryer (industrial centrifuge dryer) in the foreground. Alfred is INSIDE the spinning drum, but shown in a comedic, non-graphic way: only Alfred’s FACE pressed against the round glass door and BOTH HANDS splayed on the glass from inside. His cheeks slightly squished, eyes wide, expression: “I did not sign up for astronaut training,” funny panic. Motion blur on the background drum edges to suggest intense spinning, but Alfred’s face and hands are tack-sharp on the glass (high shutter trick), condensation and fingerprints on glass, subtle vibrations. ENVIRONMENT: Public laundromat, rows of machines, tiled floor, detergent posters, coin/payment panel on machines, realistic reflections on the glass, no other people visible. KEY STORY PROP (MUST BE CLEAR + LEGIBLE): On the wall behind the machine, a BIG NASA recruitment-style poster with clean typography, perfectly readable, centered in frame. Poster text (exactly this, large and legible): “NASA RAFFLE: 10 ONE-WAY TICKETS TO MARS” Smaller subtitle: “ONLY THOSE WHO PASS THE CENTRIFUGE TEST WILL BE SELECTED.” Small fine print line: “Qualified candidates only. Spin endurance evaluation.” TONE: Surreal, satirical, ironic, witty, hilarious, Alfred-universe absurdity. Make it look like a real photo from a professional camera, not CGI. CAMERA / QUALITY: 35mm lens, close foreground emphasis on the machine door, shallow depth of field but poster still readable, high dynamic range, ultra-detailed skin texture, realistic glass distortion, crisp hands/fingers, no limb cropping, no warping of face. SAFETY / NON-GRAPHIC: No blood, no injury, no bruises, no horror. Comedic discomfort only. NEGATIVE PROMPTS: gore, blood, injury, bruises, broken glass, horror, distorted face, extra fingers, missing fingers, melted hands, duplicated hands, cut-off hands, unreadable text, gibberish text, fake logo noise, low-res, cartoon, CGI, plastic skin, watermark, signature, random people, multiple faces, wrong identity.
hyper-realistic studio image, surreal art photography, top-down product angle, perfectly centered, symmetrical, strong negative space around the object, dystopian advertising, single human hand, positioned palm-down with fingers slightly spread, sealed inside a supermarket-style plastic packaging tray, hand appears calm, preserved and is the sole focus, hand is realistic, natural skin texture, blood, detailed fingernails and subtle creases, manufactured product, packaging is a rectangular food container made of semi-transparent red plastic with rounded corners, the container is tightly wrapped in transparent plastic film, stretched unevenly across the surface, plastic film shows realistic tension lines, folds, reflections, micro-scratches, small condensation droplets and water beads, container sits on a neutral matte black background, soft studio lighting from above and slightly to the side, gentle shadows under the container and subtle highlights on the plastic wrap, light refraction and glare adding realism, realistic supermarket label sticker is affixed to the plastic film, "YOUR HANDS" text, smaller secondary text, real food packaging labels style, shows price, packaging date, and a barcode --ar 9:16 --raw --stylize 500
[IMAGE REFERENCE: use the uploaded Alfred image as the ONLY identity reference. Identity lock ON (FACE + BODY). Keep Alfred recognizable.] Ultra-realistic surreal satire photo, public laundromat interior, bright fluorescent lighting, sharp details, documentary photography look, 9:16 vertical. MAIN ACTION / COMPOSITION: A large industrial front-loading spin dryer (industrial centrifuge dryer) in the foreground. Alfred is INSIDE the spinning drum, but shown in a comedic, non-graphic way: only Alfred’s FACE pressed against the round glass door and BOTH HANDS splayed on the glass from inside. His cheeks slightly squished, eyes wide, expression: “I did not sign up for astronaut training,” funny panic. Motion blur on the background drum edges to suggest intense spinning, but Alfred’s face and hands are tack-sharp on the glass (high shutter trick), condensation and fingerprints on glass, subtle vibrations. ENVIRONMENT: Public laundromat, rows of machines, tiled floor, detergent posters, coin/payment panel on machines, realistic reflections on the glass, no other people visible. KEY STORY PROP (MUST BE CLEAR + LEGIBLE): On the wall behind the machine, a BIG NASA recruitment-style poster with clean typography, perfectly readable, centered in frame. Poster text (exactly this, large and legible): “NASA RAFFLE: 10 ONE-WAY TICKETS TO MARS” Smaller subtitle: “ONLY THOSE WHO PASS THE CENTRIFUGE TEST WILL BE SELECTED.” Small fine print line: “Qualified candidates only. Spin endurance evaluation.” TONE: Surreal, satirical, ironic, witty, hilarious, Alfred-universe absurdity. Make it look like a real photo from a professional camera, not CGI. CAMERA / QUALITY: 35mm lens, close foreground emphasis on the machine door, shallow depth of field but poster still readable, high dynamic range, ultra-detailed skin texture, realistic glass distortion, crisp hands/fingers, no limb cropping, no warping of face. SAFETY / NON-GRAPHIC: No blood, no injury, no bruises, no horror. Comedic discomfort only. NEGATIVE PROMPTS: gore, blood, injury, bruises, broken glass, horror, distorted face, extra fingers, missing fingers, melted hands, duplicated hands, cut-off hands, unreadable text, gibberish text, fake logo noise, low-res, cartoon, CGI, plastic skin, watermark, signature, random people, multiple faces, wrong identity.
masterpiece, photorealism,8k, best quality, ultra detail:1.2) , (hdr:1.4) , raw photo, (super cute girl) , 19 y. o, young, (long hair) , in high detailed and intricated, cinematic light, high contrast, (bokeh:1.3) , (dynamic pose) , tattoo, lingerie, makeup, smiling Negative prompt: BraV4Neg, EasyNegative, ((paintings,sketches) ), (worst quality:2) , (low quality:2) , lowres, (long neck:2) , ((monochrome) ), ((grayscale) ) , cartoon, (asymmetric eyes, make up:1.5) , (skin spots:1.3,) , (acnes:1.3) , (skin blemishes:1.3) , (age spot:1.3) , (6 more fingers on one hand) , (deformity) , text, (((bad-hands-5) )), (((badhandv4) )), bad-picture-chill-75v, bad_prompt_version2-neg, ng_deepnegative_v1_75t, verybadimagenegative_v1. 3, deformed hands, bad hands, muscular abdomen
verybadimagenegative_v1.3, ng_deepnegative_v1_75t, (ugly face:0.8),cross-eyed,sketches, (worst quality:2), (low quality:2), (normal quality:2), lowres, normal quality, ((monochrome)), ((grayscale)), skin spots, acnes, skin blemishes, bad anatomy, DeepNegative, facing away, tilted head, {Multiple people}, lowres, bad anatomy, bad hands, text, error, missing fingers, extra digit, fewer digits, cropped, worstquality, low quality, normal quality, jpegartifacts, signature, watermark, username, blurry, bad feet, cropped, poorly drawn hands, poorly drawn face, mutation, deformed, worst quality, low quality, normal quality, jpeg artifacts, signature, watermark, extra fingers, fewer digits, extra limbs, extra arms,extra legs, malformed limbs, fused fingers, too many fingers, long neck, cross-eyed,mutated hands, polar lowres, bad body, bad proportions, gross proportions, text, error, missing fingers, missing arms, missing legs, extra digit, extra arms, extra leg, extra foot, ((repeating hair)), elf ears, animal ears, animorphic, lowres, bad anatomy, bad hands, text, error, missing fingers, extra digit, fewer digits, cropped, worst quality, low quality, normal quality, jpeg artifacts, signature, watermark, username, blurry, artist name, {long body}, bad anatomy , liquid body, malformed, mutated, bad proportions, uncoordinated body, unnatural body, disfigured, ugly, gross proportions ,mutation, disfigured, deformed, {mutation}, {poorly drawn}, { long body }, bad anatomy , liquid body, malformed, mutated, anatomical nonsense ,bad proportions, uncoordinated body, unnatural body, disfigured, ugly, gross proportions ,mutation, disfigured, deformed, { mutation}, {poorly drawn}, bad weapon, fused weapon, extra weapons, poorly weapon, bad sword, poor sword, liquid tongue, long neck, fused ears, bad ears, poorly drawn ears, extra ears, liquid ears, heavy ears, missing ears, fused animal ears, bad animal ears, poorly drawn animal ears, extra animal ears, liquid animal ears, heavy animal
[IMAGE REFERENCE: use the uploaded Alfred image as the ONLY identity reference. Identity lock ON (FACE + BODY). Keep Alfred recognizable.] Ultra-realistic surreal satire photo, public laundromat interior, bright fluorescent lighting, sharp details, documentary photography look, 9:16 vertical. MAIN ACTION / COMPOSITION: A large industrial front-loading spin dryer (industrial centrifuge dryer) in the foreground. Alfred is INSIDE the spinning drum, but shown in a comedic, non-graphic way: only Alfred’s FACE pressed against the round glass door and BOTH HANDS splayed on the glass from inside. His cheeks slightly squished, eyes wide, expression: “I did not sign up for astronaut training,” funny panic. Motion blur on the background drum edges to suggest intense spinning, but Alfred’s face and hands are tack-sharp on the glass (high shutter trick), condensation and fingerprints on glass, subtle vibrations. ENVIRONMENT: Public laundromat, rows of machines, tiled floor, detergent posters, coin/payment panel on machines, realistic reflections on the glass, no other people visible. KEY STORY PROP (MUST BE CLEAR + LEGIBLE): On the wall behind the machine, a BIG NASA recruitment-style poster with clean typography, perfectly readable, centered in frame. Poster text (exactly this, large and legible): “NASA RAFFLE: 10 ONE-WAY TICKETS TO MARS” Smaller subtitle: “ONLY THOSE WHO PASS THE CENTRIFUGE TEST WILL BE SELECTED.” Small fine print line: “Qualified candidates only. Spin endurance evaluation.” TONE: Surreal, satirical, ironic, witty, hilarious, Alfred-universe absurdity. Make it look like a real photo from a professional camera, not CGI. CAMERA / QUALITY: 35mm lens, close foreground emphasis on the machine door, shallow depth of field but poster still readable, high dynamic range, ultra-detailed skin texture, realistic glass distortion, crisp hands/fingers, no limb cropping, no warping of face. SAFETY / NON-GRAPHIC: No blood, no injury, no bruises, no horror. Comedic discomfort only. NEGATIVE PROMPTS: gore, blood, injury, bruises, broken glass, horror, distorted face, extra fingers, missing fingers, melted hands, duplicated hands, cut-off hands, unreadable text, gibberish text, fake logo noise, low-res, cartoon, CGI, plastic skin, watermark, signature, random people, multiple faces, wrong identity.
[IMAGE REFERENCE: use the uploaded Alfred image as the ONLY identity reference. Identity lock ON (FACE + BODY). Keep Alfred recognizable.] Ultra-realistic surreal satire photo, public laundromat interior, bright fluorescent lighting, sharp details, documentary photography look, 9:16 vertical. MAIN ACTION / COMPOSITION: A large industrial front-loading spin dryer (industrial centrifuge dryer) in the foreground. Alfred is INSIDE the spinning drum, but shown in a comedic, non-graphic way: only Alfred’s FACE pressed against the round glass door and BOTH HANDS splayed on the glass from inside. His cheeks slightly squished, eyes wide, expression: “I did not sign up for astronaut training,” funny panic. Motion blur on the background drum edges to suggest intense spinning, but Alfred’s face and hands are tack-sharp on the glass (high shutter trick), condensation and fingerprints on glass, subtle vibrations. ENVIRONMENT: Public laundromat, rows of machines, tiled floor, detergent posters, coin/payment panel on machines, realistic reflections on the glass, no other people visible. KEY STORY PROP (MUST BE CLEAR + LEGIBLE): On the wall behind the machine, a BIG NASA recruitment-style poster with clean typography, perfectly readable, centered in frame. Poster text (exactly this, large and legible): “NASA RAFFLE: 10 ONE-WAY TICKETS TO MARS” Smaller subtitle: “ONLY THOSE WHO PASS THE CENTRIFUGE TEST WILL BE SELECTED.” Small fine print line: “Qualified candidates only. Spin endurance evaluation.” TONE: Surreal, satirical, ironic, witty, hilarious, Alfred-universe absurdity. Make it look like a real photo from a professional camera, not CGI. CAMERA / QUALITY: 35mm lens, close foreground emphasis on the machine door, shallow depth of field but poster still readable, high dynamic range, ultra-detailed skin texture, realistic glass distortion, crisp hands/fingers, no limb cropping, no warping of face. SAFETY / NON-GRAPHIC: No blood, no injury, no bruises, no horror. Comedic discomfort only. NEGATIVE PROMPTS: gore, blood, injury, bruises, broken glass, horror, distorted face, extra fingers, missing fingers, melted hands, duplicated hands, cut-off hands, unreadable text, gibberish text, fake logo noise, low-res, cartoon, CGI, plastic skin, watermark, signature, random people, multiple faces, wrong identity.
[IMAGE REFERENCE: use the uploaded Alfred image as the ONLY identity reference. Identity lock ON (FACE + BODY). Keep Alfred recognizable.] Ultra-realistic surreal satire photo, public laundromat interior, bright fluorescent lighting, sharp details, documentary photography look, 9:16 vertical. MAIN ACTION / COMPOSITION: A large industrial front-loading spin dryer (industrial centrifuge dryer) in the foreground. Alfred is INSIDE the spinning drum, but shown in a comedic, non-graphic way: only Alfred’s FACE pressed against the round glass door and BOTH HANDS splayed on the glass from inside. His cheeks slightly squished, eyes wide, expression: “I did not sign up for astronaut training,” funny panic. Motion blur on the background drum edges to suggest intense spinning, but Alfred’s face and hands are tack-sharp on the glass (high shutter trick), condensation and fingerprints on glass, subtle vibrations. ENVIRONMENT: Public laundromat, rows of machines, tiled floor, detergent posters, coin/payment panel on machines, realistic reflections on the glass, no other people visible. KEY STORY PROP (MUST BE CLEAR + LEGIBLE): On the wall behind the machine, a BIG NASA recruitment-style poster with clean typography, perfectly readable, centered in frame. Poster text (exactly this, large and legible): “NASA RAFFLE: 10 ONE-WAY TICKETS TO MARS” Smaller subtitle: “ONLY THOSE WHO PASS THE CENTRIFUGE TEST WILL BE SELECTED.” Small fine print line: “Qualified candidates only. Spin endurance evaluation.” TONE: Surreal, satirical, ironic, witty, hilarious, Alfred-universe absurdity. Make it look like a real photo from a professional camera, not CGI. CAMERA / QUALITY: 35mm lens, close foreground emphasis on the machine door, shallow depth of field but poster still readable, high dynamic range, ultra-detailed skin texture, realistic glass distortion, crisp hands/fingers, no limb cropping, no warping of face. SAFETY / NON-GRAPHIC: No blood, no injury, no bruises, no horror. Comedic discomfort only. NEGATIVE PROMPTS: gore, blood, injury, bruises, broken glass, horror, distorted face, extra fingers, missing fingers, melted hands, duplicated hands, cut-off hands, unreadable text, gibberish text, fake logo noise, low-res, cartoon, CGI, plastic skin, watermark, signature, random people, multiple faces, wrong identity.
[IMAGE REFERENCE: use the uploaded Alfred image as the ONLY identity reference. Identity lock ON (FACE + BODY). Keep Alfred recognizable.] Ultra-realistic surreal satire photo, public laundromat interior, bright fluorescent lighting, sharp details, documentary photography look, 9:16 vertical. MAIN ACTION / COMPOSITION: A large industrial front-loading spin dryer (industrial centrifuge dryer) in the foreground. Alfred is INSIDE the spinning drum, but shown in a comedic, non-graphic way: only Alfred’s FACE pressed against the round glass door and BOTH HANDS splayed on the glass from inside. His cheeks slightly squished, eyes wide, expression: “I did not sign up for astronaut training,” funny panic. Motion blur on the background drum edges to suggest intense spinning, but Alfred’s face and hands are tack-sharp on the glass (high shutter trick), condensation and fingerprints on glass, subtle vibrations. ENVIRONMENT: Public laundromat, rows of machines, tiled floor, detergent posters, coin/payment panel on machines, realistic reflections on the glass, no other people visible. KEY STORY PROP (MUST BE CLEAR + LEGIBLE): On the wall behind the machine, a BIG NASA recruitment-style poster with clean typography, perfectly readable, centered in frame. Poster text (exactly this, large and legible): “NASA RAFFLE: 10 ONE-WAY TICKETS TO MARS” Smaller subtitle: “ONLY THOSE WHO PASS THE CENTRIFUGE TEST WILL BE SELECTED.” Small fine print line: “Qualified candidates only. Spin endurance evaluation.” TONE: Surreal, satirical, ironic, witty, hilarious, Alfred-universe absurdity. Make it look like a real photo from a professional camera, not CGI. CAMERA / QUALITY: 35mm lens, close foreground emphasis on the machine door, shallow depth of field but poster still readable, high dynamic range, ultra-detailed skin texture, realistic glass distortion, crisp hands/fingers, no limb cropping, no warping of face. SAFETY / NON-GRAPHIC: No blood, no injury, no bruises, no horror. Comedic discomfort only. NEGATIVE PROMPTS: gore, blood, injury, bruises, broken glass, horror, distorted face, extra fingers, missing fingers, melted hands, duplicated hands, cut-off hands, unreadable text, gibberish text, fake logo noise, low-res, cartoon, CGI, plastic skin, watermark, signature, random people, multiple faces, wrong identity.
verybadimagenegative_v1.3, ng_deepnegative_v1_75t, (ugly face:0.8),cross-eyed,sketches, (worst quality:2), (low quality:2), (normal quality:2), lowres, normal quality, ((monochrome)), ((grayscale)), skin spots, acnes, skin blemishes, bad anatomy, DeepNegative, facing away, tilted head, {Multiple people}, lowres, bad anatomy, bad hands, text, error, missing fingers, extra digit, fewer digits, cropped, worstquality, low quality, normal quality, jpegartifacts, signature, watermark, username, blurry, bad feet, cropped, poorly drawn hands, poorly drawn face, mutation, deformed, worst quality, low quality, normal quality, jpeg artifacts, signature, watermark, extra fingers, fewer digits, extra limbs, extra arms,extra legs, malformed limbs, fused fingers, too many fingers, long neck, cross-eyed,mutated hands, polar lowres, bad body, bad proportions, gross proportions, text, error, missing fingers, missing arms, missing legs, extra digit, extra arms, extra leg, extra foot, ((repeating hair)), elf ears, animal ears, animorphic, lowres, bad anatomy, bad hands, text, error, missing fingers, extra digit, fewer digits, cropped, worst quality, low quality, normal quality, jpeg artifacts, signature, watermark, username, blurry, artist name, {long body}, bad anatomy , liquid body, malformed, mutated, bad proportions, uncoordinated body, unnatural body, disfigured, ugly, gross proportions ,mutation, disfigured, deformed, {mutation}, {poorly drawn}, { long body }, bad anatomy , liquid body, malformed, mutated, anatomical nonsense ,bad proportions, uncoordinated body, unnatural body, disfigured, ugly, gross proportions ,mutation, disfigured, deformed, { mutation}, {poorly drawn}, bad weapon, fused weapon, extra weapons, poorly weapon, bad sword, poor sword, liquid tongue, long neck, fused ears, bad ears, poorly drawn ears, extra ears, liquid ears, heavy ears, missing ears, fused animal ears, bad animal ears, poorly drawn animal ears, extra animal ears, liquid animal ears, heavy animal
[IMAGE REFERENCE: use the uploaded Alfred image as the ONLY identity reference. Identity lock ON (FACE + BODY). Keep Alfred recognizable.] Ultra-realistic surreal satire photo, public laundromat interior, bright fluorescent lighting, sharp details, documentary photography look, 9:16 vertical. MAIN ACTION / COMPOSITION: A large industrial front-loading spin dryer (industrial centrifuge dryer) in the foreground. Alfred is INSIDE the spinning drum, but shown in a comedic, non-graphic way: only Alfred’s FACE pressed against the round glass door and BOTH HANDS splayed on the glass from inside. His cheeks slightly squished, eyes wide, expression: “I did not sign up for astronaut training,” funny panic. Motion blur on the background drum edges to suggest intense spinning, but Alfred’s face and hands are tack-sharp on the glass (high shutter trick), condensation and fingerprints on glass, subtle vibrations. ENVIRONMENT: Public laundromat, rows of machines, tiled floor, detergent posters, coin/payment panel on machines, realistic reflections on the glass, no other people visible. KEY STORY PROP (MUST BE CLEAR + LEGIBLE): On the wall behind the machine, a BIG NASA recruitment-style poster with clean typography, perfectly readable, centered in frame. Poster text (exactly this, large and legible): “NASA RAFFLE: 10 ONE-WAY TICKETS TO MARS” Smaller subtitle: “ONLY THOSE WHO PASS THE CENTRIFUGE TEST WILL BE SELECTED.” Small fine print line: “Qualified candidates only. Spin endurance evaluation.” TONE: Surreal, satirical, ironic, witty, hilarious, Alfred-universe absurdity. Make it look like a real photo from a professional camera, not CGI. CAMERA / QUALITY: 35mm lens, close foreground emphasis on the machine door, shallow depth of field but poster still readable, high dynamic range, ultra-detailed skin texture, realistic glass distortion, crisp hands/fingers, no limb cropping, no warping of face. SAFETY / NON-GRAPHIC: No blood, no injury, no bruises, no horror. Comedic discomfort only. NEGATIVE PROMPTS: gore, blood, injury, bruises, broken glass, horror, distorted face, extra fingers, missing fingers, melted hands, duplicated hands, cut-off hands, unreadable text, gibberish text, fake logo noise, low-res, cartoon, CGI, plastic skin, watermark, signature, random people, multiple faces, wrong identity.
masterpiece, photorealism,8k, best quality, ultra detail:1.2) , (hdr:1.4) , raw photo, (super cute girl) , 19 y. o, young, (long hair) , in high detailed and intricated, cinematic light, high contrast, (bokeh:1.3) , (dynamic pose) , tattoo, lingerie, makeup, smiling Negative prompt: BraV4Neg, EasyNegative, ((paintings,sketches) ), (worst quality:2) , (low quality:2) , lowres, (long neck:2) , ((monochrome) ), ((grayscale) ) , cartoon, (asymmetric eyes, make up:1.5) , (skin spots:1.3,) , (acnes:1.3) , (skin blemishes:1.3) , (age spot:1.3) , (6 more fingers on one hand) , (deformity) , text, (((bad-hands-5) )), (((badhandv4) )), bad-picture-chill-75v, bad_prompt_version2-neg, ng_deepnegative_v1_75t, verybadimagenegative_v1. 3, deformed hands, bad hands, muscular abdomen
[IMAGE REFERENCE: use the uploaded Alfred image as the ONLY identity reference. Identity lock ON (FACE + BODY). Keep Alfred recognizable.] Ultra-realistic surreal satire photo, public laundromat interior, bright fluorescent lighting, sharp details, documentary photography look, 9:16 vertical. MAIN ACTION / COMPOSITION: A large industrial front-loading spin dryer (industrial centrifuge dryer) in the foreground. Alfred is INSIDE the spinning drum, but shown in a comedic, non-graphic way: only Alfred’s FACE pressed against the round glass door and BOTH HANDS splayed on the glass from inside. His cheeks slightly squished, eyes wide, expression: “I did not sign up for astronaut training,” funny panic. Motion blur on the background drum edges to suggest intense spinning, but Alfred’s face and hands are tack-sharp on the glass (high shutter trick), condensation and fingerprints on glass, subtle vibrations. ENVIRONMENT: Public laundromat, rows of machines, tiled floor, detergent posters, coin/payment panel on machines, realistic reflections on the glass, no other people visible. KEY STORY PROP (MUST BE CLEAR + LEGIBLE): On the wall behind the machine, a BIG NASA recruitment-style poster with clean typography, perfectly readable, centered in frame. Poster text (exactly this, large and legible): “NASA RAFFLE: 10 ONE-WAY TICKETS TO MARS” Smaller subtitle: “ONLY THOSE WHO PASS THE CENTRIFUGE TEST WILL BE SELECTED.” Small fine print line: “Qualified candidates only. Spin endurance evaluation.” TONE: Surreal, satirical, ironic, witty, hilarious, Alfred-universe absurdity. Make it look like a real photo from a professional camera, not CGI. CAMERA / QUALITY: 35mm lens, close foreground emphasis on the machine door, shallow depth of field but poster still readable, high dynamic range, ultra-detailed skin texture, realistic glass distortion, crisp hands/fingers, no limb cropping, no warping of face. SAFETY / NON-GRAPHIC: No blood, no injury, no bruises, no horror. Comedic discomfort only. NEGATIVE PROMPTS: gore, blood, injury, bruises, broken glass, horror, distorted face, extra fingers, missing fingers, melted hands, duplicated hands, cut-off hands, unreadable text, gibberish text, fake logo noise, low-res, cartoon, CGI, plastic skin, watermark, signature, random people, multiple faces, wrong identity.
hyper-realistic studio image, surreal art photography, top-down product angle, perfectly centered, symmetrical, strong negative space around the object, dystopian advertising, single human hand, positioned palm-down with fingers slightly spread, sealed inside a supermarket-style plastic packaging tray, hand appears calm, preserved and is the sole focus, hand is realistic, natural skin texture, blood, detailed fingernails and subtle creases, manufactured product, packaging is a rectangular food container made of semi-transparent red plastic with rounded corners, the container is tightly wrapped in transparent plastic film, stretched unevenly across the surface, plastic film shows realistic tension lines, folds, reflections, micro-scratches, small condensation droplets and water beads, container sits on a neutral matte black background, soft studio lighting from above and slightly to the side, gentle shadows under the container and subtle highlights on the plastic wrap, light refraction and glare adding realism, realistic supermarket label sticker is affixed to the plastic film, "YOUR HANDS" text, smaller secondary text, real food packaging labels style, shows price, packaging date, and a barcode --ar 9:16 --raw --stylize 500
[IMAGE REFERENCE: use the uploaded Alfred image as the ONLY identity reference. Identity lock ON (FACE + BODY). Keep Alfred recognizable.] Ultra-realistic surreal satire photo, public laundromat interior, bright fluorescent lighting, sharp details, documentary photography look, 9:16 vertical. MAIN ACTION / COMPOSITION: A large industrial front-loading spin dryer (industrial centrifuge dryer) in the foreground. Alfred is INSIDE the spinning drum, but shown in a comedic, non-graphic way: only Alfred’s FACE pressed against the round glass door and BOTH HANDS splayed on the glass from inside. His cheeks slightly squished, eyes wide, expression: “I did not sign up for astronaut training,” funny panic. Motion blur on the background drum edges to suggest intense spinning, but Alfred’s face and hands are tack-sharp on the glass (high shutter trick), condensation and fingerprints on glass, subtle vibrations. ENVIRONMENT: Public laundromat, rows of machines, tiled floor, detergent posters, coin/payment panel on machines, realistic reflections on the glass, no other people visible. KEY STORY PROP (MUST BE CLEAR + LEGIBLE): On the wall behind the machine, a BIG NASA recruitment-style poster with clean typography, perfectly readable, centered in frame. Poster text (exactly this, large and legible): “NASA RAFFLE: 10 ONE-WAY TICKETS TO MARS” Smaller subtitle: “ONLY THOSE WHO PASS THE CENTRIFUGE TEST WILL BE SELECTED.” Small fine print line: “Qualified candidates only. Spin endurance evaluation.” TONE: Surreal, satirical, ironic, witty, hilarious, Alfred-universe absurdity. Make it look like a real photo from a professional camera, not CGI. CAMERA / QUALITY: 35mm lens, close foreground emphasis on the machine door, shallow depth of field but poster still readable, high dynamic range, ultra-detailed skin texture, realistic glass distortion, crisp hands/fingers, no limb cropping, no warping of face. SAFETY / NON-GRAPHIC: No blood, no injury, no bruises, no horror. Comedic discomfort only. NEGATIVE PROMPTS: gore, blood, injury, bruises, broken glass, horror, distorted face, extra fingers, missing fingers, melted hands, duplicated hands, cut-off hands, unreadable text, gibberish text, fake logo noise, low-res, cartoon, CGI, plastic skin, watermark, signature, random people, multiple faces, wrong identity.
[IMAGE REFERENCE: use the uploaded Alfred image as the ONLY identity reference. Identity lock ON (FACE + BODY). Keep Alfred recognizable.] Ultra-realistic surreal satire photo, public laundromat interior, bright fluorescent lighting, sharp details, documentary photography look, 9:16 vertical. MAIN ACTION / COMPOSITION: A large industrial front-loading spin dryer (industrial centrifuge dryer) in the foreground. Alfred is INSIDE the spinning drum, but shown in a comedic, non-graphic way: only Alfred’s FACE pressed against the round glass door and BOTH HANDS splayed on the glass from inside. His cheeks slightly squished, eyes wide, expression: “I did not sign up for astronaut training,” funny panic. Motion blur on the background drum edges to suggest intense spinning, but Alfred’s face and hands are tack-sharp on the glass (high shutter trick), condensation and fingerprints on glass, subtle vibrations. ENVIRONMENT: Public laundromat, rows of machines, tiled floor, detergent posters, coin/payment panel on machines, realistic reflections on the glass, no other people visible. KEY STORY PROP (MUST BE CLEAR + LEGIBLE): On the wall behind the machine, a BIG NASA recruitment-style poster with clean typography, perfectly readable, centered in frame. Poster text (exactly this, large and legible): “NASA RAFFLE: 10 ONE-WAY TICKETS TO MARS” Smaller subtitle: “ONLY THOSE WHO PASS THE CENTRIFUGE TEST WILL BE SELECTED.” Small fine print line: “Qualified candidates only. Spin endurance evaluation.” TONE: Surreal, satirical, ironic, witty, hilarious, Alfred-universe absurdity. Make it look like a real photo from a professional camera, not CGI. CAMERA / QUALITY: 35mm lens, close foreground emphasis on the machine door, shallow depth of field but poster still readable, high dynamic range, ultra-detailed skin texture, realistic glass distortion, crisp hands/fingers, no limb cropping, no warping of face. SAFETY / NON-GRAPHIC: No blood, no injury, no bruises, no horror. Comedic discomfort only. NEGATIVE PROMPTS: gore, blood, injury, bruises, broken glass, horror, distorted face, extra fingers, missing fingers, melted hands, duplicated hands, cut-off hands, unreadable text, gibberish text, fake logo noise, low-res, cartoon, CGI, plastic skin, watermark, signature, random people, multiple faces, wrong identity.
[IMAGE REFERENCE: use the uploaded Alfred image as the ONLY identity reference. Identity lock ON (FACE + BODY). Keep Alfred recognizable.] Ultra-realistic surreal satire photo, public laundromat interior, bright fluorescent lighting, sharp details, documentary photography look, 9:16 vertical. MAIN ACTION / COMPOSITION: A large industrial front-loading spin dryer (industrial centrifuge dryer) in the foreground. Alfred is INSIDE the spinning drum, but shown in a comedic, non-graphic way: only Alfred’s FACE pressed against the round glass door and BOTH HANDS splayed on the glass from inside. His cheeks slightly squished, eyes wide, expression: “I did not sign up for astronaut training,” funny panic. Motion blur on the background drum edges to suggest intense spinning, but Alfred’s face and hands are tack-sharp on the glass (high shutter trick), condensation and fingerprints on glass, subtle vibrations. ENVIRONMENT: Public laundromat, rows of machines, tiled floor, detergent posters, coin/payment panel on machines, realistic reflections on the glass, no other people visible. KEY STORY PROP (MUST BE CLEAR + LEGIBLE): On the wall behind the machine, a BIG NASA recruitment-style poster with clean typography, perfectly readable, centered in frame. Poster text (exactly this, large and legible): “NASA RAFFLE: 10 ONE-WAY TICKETS TO MARS” Smaller subtitle: “ONLY THOSE WHO PASS THE CENTRIFUGE TEST WILL BE SELECTED.” Small fine print line: “Qualified candidates only. Spin endurance evaluation.” TONE: Surreal, satirical, ironic, witty, hilarious, Alfred-universe absurdity. Make it look like a real photo from a professional camera, not CGI. CAMERA / QUALITY: 35mm lens, close foreground emphasis on the machine door, shallow depth of field but poster still readable, high dynamic range, ultra-detailed skin texture, realistic glass distortion, crisp hands/fingers, no limb cropping, no warping of face. SAFETY / NON-GRAPHIC: No blood, no injury, no bruises, no horror. Comedic discomfort only. NEGATIVE PROMPTS: gore, blood, injury, bruises, broken glass, horror, distorted face, extra fingers, missing fingers, melted hands, duplicated hands, cut-off hands, unreadable text, gibberish text, fake logo noise, low-res, cartoon, CGI, plastic skin, watermark, signature, random people, multiple faces, wrong identity.
verybadimagenegative_v1.3, ng_deepnegative_v1_75t, (ugly face:0.8),cross-eyed,sketches, (worst quality:2), (low quality:2), (normal quality:2), lowres, normal quality, ((monochrome)), ((grayscale)), skin spots, acnes, skin blemishes, bad anatomy, DeepNegative, facing away, tilted head, {Multiple people}, lowres, bad anatomy, bad hands, text, error, missing fingers, extra digit, fewer digits, cropped, worstquality, low quality, normal quality, jpegartifacts, signature, watermark, username, blurry, bad feet, cropped, poorly drawn hands, poorly drawn face, mutation, deformed, worst quality, low quality, normal quality, jpeg artifacts, signature, watermark, extra fingers, fewer digits, extra limbs, extra arms,extra legs, malformed limbs, fused fingers, too many fingers, long neck, cross-eyed,mutated hands, polar lowres, bad body, bad proportions, gross proportions, text, error, missing fingers, missing arms, missing legs, extra digit, extra arms, extra leg, extra foot, ((repeating hair)), elf ears, animal ears, animorphic, lowres, bad anatomy, bad hands, text, error, missing fingers, extra digit, fewer digits, cropped, worst quality, low quality, normal quality, jpeg artifacts, signature, watermark, username, blurry, artist name, {long body}, bad anatomy , liquid body, malformed, mutated, bad proportions, uncoordinated body, unnatural body, disfigured, ugly, gross proportions ,mutation, disfigured, deformed, {mutation}, {poorly drawn}, { long body }, bad anatomy , liquid body, malformed, mutated, anatomical nonsense ,bad proportions, uncoordinated body, unnatural body, disfigured, ugly, gross proportions ,mutation, disfigured, deformed, { mutation}, {poorly drawn}, bad weapon, fused weapon, extra weapons, poorly weapon, bad sword, poor sword, liquid tongue, long neck, fused ears, bad ears, poorly drawn ears, extra ears, liquid ears, heavy ears, missing ears, fused animal ears, bad animal ears, poorly drawn animal ears, extra animal ears, liquid animal ears, heavy animal
[IMAGE REFERENCE: use the uploaded Alfred image as the ONLY identity reference. Identity lock ON (FACE + BODY). Keep Alfred recognizable.] Ultra-realistic surreal satire photo, public laundromat interior, bright fluorescent lighting, sharp details, documentary photography look, 9:16 vertical. MAIN ACTION / COMPOSITION: A large industrial front-loading spin dryer (industrial centrifuge dryer) in the foreground. Alfred is INSIDE the spinning drum, but shown in a comedic, non-graphic way: only Alfred’s FACE pressed against the round glass door and BOTH HANDS splayed on the glass from inside. His cheeks slightly squished, eyes wide, expression: “I did not sign up for astronaut training,” funny panic. Motion blur on the background drum edges to suggest intense spinning, but Alfred’s face and hands are tack-sharp on the glass (high shutter trick), condensation and fingerprints on glass, subtle vibrations. ENVIRONMENT: Public laundromat, rows of machines, tiled floor, detergent posters, coin/payment panel on machines, realistic reflections on the glass, no other people visible. KEY STORY PROP (MUST BE CLEAR + LEGIBLE): On the wall behind the machine, a BIG NASA recruitment-style poster with clean typography, perfectly readable, centered in frame. Poster text (exactly this, large and legible): “NASA RAFFLE: 10 ONE-WAY TICKETS TO MARS” Smaller subtitle: “ONLY THOSE WHO PASS THE CENTRIFUGE TEST WILL BE SELECTED.” Small fine print line: “Qualified candidates only. Spin endurance evaluation.” TONE: Surreal, satirical, ironic, witty, hilarious, Alfred-universe absurdity. Make it look like a real photo from a professional camera, not CGI. CAMERA / QUALITY: 35mm lens, close foreground emphasis on the machine door, shallow depth of field but poster still readable, high dynamic range, ultra-detailed skin texture, realistic glass distortion, crisp hands/fingers, no limb cropping, no warping of face. SAFETY / NON-GRAPHIC: No blood, no injury, no bruises, no horror. Comedic discomfort only. NEGATIVE PROMPTS: gore, blood, injury, bruises, broken glass, horror, distorted face, extra fingers, missing fingers, melted hands, duplicated hands, cut-off hands, unreadable text, gibberish text, fake logo noise, low-res, cartoon, CGI, plastic skin, watermark, signature, random people, multiple faces, wrong identity.
masterpiece, photorealism,8k, best quality, ultra detail:1.2) , (hdr:1.4) , raw photo, (super cute girl) , 19 y. o, young, (long hair) , in high detailed and intricated, cinematic light, high contrast, (bokeh:1.3) , (dynamic pose) , tattoo, lingerie, makeup, smiling Negative prompt: BraV4Neg, EasyNegative, ((paintings,sketches) ), (worst quality:2) , (low quality:2) , lowres, (long neck:2) , ((monochrome) ), ((grayscale) ) , cartoon, (asymmetric eyes, make up:1.5) , (skin spots:1.3,) , (acnes:1.3) , (skin blemishes:1.3) , (age spot:1.3) , (6 more fingers on one hand) , (deformity) , text, (((bad-hands-5) )), (((badhandv4) )), bad-picture-chill-75v, bad_prompt_version2-neg, ng_deepnegative_v1_75t, verybadimagenegative_v1. 3, deformed hands, bad hands, muscular abdomen
hyper-realistic studio image, surreal art photography, top-down product angle, perfectly centered, symmetrical, strong negative space around the object, dystopian advertising, single human hand, positioned palm-down with fingers slightly spread, sealed inside a supermarket-style plastic packaging tray, hand appears calm, preserved and is the sole focus, hand is realistic, natural skin texture, blood, detailed fingernails and subtle creases, manufactured product, packaging is a rectangular food container made of semi-transparent red plastic with rounded corners, the container is tightly wrapped in transparent plastic film, stretched unevenly across the surface, plastic film shows realistic tension lines, folds, reflections, micro-scratches, small condensation droplets and water beads, container sits on a neutral matte black background, soft studio lighting from above and slightly to the side, gentle shadows under the container and subtle highlights on the plastic wrap, light refraction and glare adding realism, realistic supermarket label sticker is affixed to the plastic film, "YOUR HANDS" text, smaller secondary text, real food packaging labels style, shows price, packaging date, and a barcode --ar 9:16 --raw --stylize 500
[IMAGE REFERENCE: use the uploaded Alfred image as the ONLY identity reference. Identity lock ON (FACE + BODY). Keep Alfred recognizable.] Ultra-realistic surreal satire photo, public laundromat interior, bright fluorescent lighting, sharp details, documentary photography look, 9:16 vertical. MAIN ACTION / COMPOSITION: A large industrial front-loading spin dryer (industrial centrifuge dryer) in the foreground. Alfred is INSIDE the spinning drum, but shown in a comedic, non-graphic way: only Alfred’s FACE pressed against the round glass door and BOTH HANDS splayed on the glass from inside. His cheeks slightly squished, eyes wide, expression: “I did not sign up for astronaut training,” funny panic. Motion blur on the background drum edges to suggest intense spinning, but Alfred’s face and hands are tack-sharp on the glass (high shutter trick), condensation and fingerprints on glass, subtle vibrations. ENVIRONMENT: Public laundromat, rows of machines, tiled floor, detergent posters, coin/payment panel on machines, realistic reflections on the glass, no other people visible. KEY STORY PROP (MUST BE CLEAR + LEGIBLE): On the wall behind the machine, a BIG NASA recruitment-style poster with clean typography, perfectly readable, centered in frame. Poster text (exactly this, large and legible): “NASA RAFFLE: 10 ONE-WAY TICKETS TO MARS” Smaller subtitle: “ONLY THOSE WHO PASS THE CENTRIFUGE TEST WILL BE SELECTED.” Small fine print line: “Qualified candidates only. Spin endurance evaluation.” TONE: Surreal, satirical, ironic, witty, hilarious, Alfred-universe absurdity. Make it look like a real photo from a professional camera, not CGI. CAMERA / QUALITY: 35mm lens, close foreground emphasis on the machine door, shallow depth of field but poster still readable, high dynamic range, ultra-detailed skin texture, realistic glass distortion, crisp hands/fingers, no limb cropping, no warping of face. SAFETY / NON-GRAPHIC: No blood, no injury, no bruises, no horror. Comedic discomfort only. NEGATIVE PROMPTS: gore, blood, injury, bruises, broken glass, horror, distorted face, extra fingers, missing fingers, melted hands, duplicated hands, cut-off hands, unreadable text, gibberish text, fake logo noise, low-res, cartoon, CGI, plastic skin, watermark, signature, random people, multiple faces, wrong identity.
[IMAGE REFERENCE: use the uploaded Alfred image as the ONLY identity reference. Identity lock ON (FACE + BODY). Keep Alfred recognizable.] Ultra-realistic surreal satire photo, public laundromat interior, bright fluorescent lighting, sharp details, documentary photography look, 9:16 vertical. MAIN ACTION / COMPOSITION: A large industrial front-loading spin dryer (industrial centrifuge dryer) in the foreground. Alfred is INSIDE the spinning drum, but shown in a comedic, non-graphic way: only Alfred’s FACE pressed against the round glass door and BOTH HANDS splayed on the glass from inside. His cheeks slightly squished, eyes wide, expression: “I did not sign up for astronaut training,” funny panic. Motion blur on the background drum edges to suggest intense spinning, but Alfred’s face and hands are tack-sharp on the glass (high shutter trick), condensation and fingerprints on glass, subtle vibrations. ENVIRONMENT: Public laundromat, rows of machines, tiled floor, detergent posters, coin/payment panel on machines, realistic reflections on the glass, no other people visible. KEY STORY PROP (MUST BE CLEAR + LEGIBLE): On the wall behind the machine, a BIG NASA recruitment-style poster with clean typography, perfectly readable, centered in frame. Poster text (exactly this, large and legible): “NASA RAFFLE: 10 ONE-WAY TICKETS TO MARS” Smaller subtitle: “ONLY THOSE WHO PASS THE CENTRIFUGE TEST WILL BE SELECTED.” Small fine print line: “Qualified candidates only. Spin endurance evaluation.” TONE: Surreal, satirical, ironic, witty, hilarious, Alfred-universe absurdity. Make it look like a real photo from a professional camera, not CGI. CAMERA / QUALITY: 35mm lens, close foreground emphasis on the machine door, shallow depth of field but poster still readable, high dynamic range, ultra-detailed skin texture, realistic glass distortion, crisp hands/fingers, no limb cropping, no warping of face. SAFETY / NON-GRAPHIC: No blood, no injury, no bruises, no horror. Comedic discomfort only. NEGATIVE PROMPTS: gore, blood, injury, bruises, broken glass, horror, distorted face, extra fingers, missing fingers, melted hands, duplicated hands, cut-off hands, unreadable text, gibberish text, fake logo noise, low-res, cartoon, CGI, plastic skin, watermark, signature, random people, multiple faces, wrong identity.
hyper-realistic studio image, surreal art photography, top-down product angle, perfectly centered, symmetrical, strong negative space around the object, dystopian advertising, single human hand, positioned palm-down with fingers slightly spread, sealed inside a supermarket-style plastic packaging tray, hand appears calm, preserved and is the sole focus, hand is realistic, natural skin texture, blood, detailed fingernails and subtle creases, manufactured product, packaging is a rectangular food container made of semi-transparent red plastic with rounded corners, the container is tightly wrapped in transparent plastic film, stretched unevenly across the surface, plastic film shows realistic tension lines, folds, reflections, micro-scratches, small condensation droplets and water beads, container sits on a neutral matte black background, soft studio lighting from above and slightly to the side, gentle shadows under the container and subtle highlights on the plastic wrap, light refraction and glare adding realism, realistic supermarket label sticker is affixed to the plastic film, "YOUR HANDS" text, smaller secondary text, real food packaging labels style, shows price, packaging date, and a barcode --ar 9:16 --raw --stylize 500
[IMAGE REFERENCE: use the uploaded Alfred image as the ONLY identity reference. Identity lock ON (FACE + BODY). Keep Alfred recognizable.] Ultra-realistic surreal satire photo, public laundromat interior, bright fluorescent lighting, sharp details, documentary photography look, 9:16 vertical. MAIN ACTION / COMPOSITION: A large industrial front-loading spin dryer (industrial centrifuge dryer) in the foreground. Alfred is INSIDE the spinning drum, but shown in a comedic, non-graphic way: only Alfred’s FACE pressed against the round glass door and BOTH HANDS splayed on the glass from inside. His cheeks slightly squished, eyes wide, expression: “I did not sign up for astronaut training,” funny panic. Motion blur on the background drum edges to suggest intense spinning, but Alfred’s face and hands are tack-sharp on the glass (high shutter trick), condensation and fingerprints on glass, subtle vibrations. ENVIRONMENT: Public laundromat, rows of machines, tiled floor, detergent posters, coin/payment panel on machines, realistic reflections on the glass, no other people visible. KEY STORY PROP (MUST BE CLEAR + LEGIBLE): On the wall behind the machine, a BIG NASA recruitment-style poster with clean typography, perfectly readable, centered in frame. Poster text (exactly this, large and legible): “NASA RAFFLE: 10 ONE-WAY TICKETS TO MARS” Smaller subtitle: “ONLY THOSE WHO PASS THE CENTRIFUGE TEST WILL BE SELECTED.” Small fine print line: “Qualified candidates only. Spin endurance evaluation.” TONE: Surreal, satirical, ironic, witty, hilarious, Alfred-universe absurdity. Make it look like a real photo from a professional camera, not CGI. CAMERA / QUALITY: 35mm lens, close foreground emphasis on the machine door, shallow depth of field but poster still readable, high dynamic range, ultra-detailed skin texture, realistic glass distortion, crisp hands/fingers, no limb cropping, no warping of face. SAFETY / NON-GRAPHIC: No blood, no injury, no bruises, no horror. Comedic discomfort only. NEGATIVE PROMPTS: gore, blood, injury, bruises, broken glass, horror, distorted face, extra fingers, missing fingers, melted hands, duplicated hands, cut-off hands, unreadable text, gibberish text, fake logo noise, low-res, cartoon, CGI, plastic skin, watermark, signature, random people, multiple faces, wrong identity.
masterpiece, photorealism,8k, best quality, ultra detail:1.2) , (hdr:1.4) , raw photo, (super cute girl) , 19 y. o, young, (long hair) , in high detailed and intricated, cinematic light, high contrast, (bokeh:1.3) , (dynamic pose) , tattoo, lingerie, makeup, smiling Negative prompt: BraV4Neg, EasyNegative, ((paintings,sketches) ), (worst quality:2) , (low quality:2) , lowres, (long neck:2) , ((monochrome) ), ((grayscale) ) , cartoon, (asymmetric eyes, make up:1.5) , (skin spots:1.3,) , (acnes:1.3) , (skin blemishes:1.3) , (age spot:1.3) , (6 more fingers on one hand) , (deformity) , text, (((bad-hands-5) )), (((badhandv4) )), bad-picture-chill-75v, bad_prompt_version2-neg, ng_deepnegative_v1_75t, verybadimagenegative_v1. 3, deformed hands, bad hands, muscular abdomen
verybadimagenegative_v1.3, ng_deepnegative_v1_75t, (ugly face:0.8),cross-eyed,sketches, (worst quality:2), (low quality:2), (normal quality:2), lowres, normal quality, ((monochrome)), ((grayscale)), skin spots, acnes, skin blemishes, bad anatomy, DeepNegative, facing away, tilted head, {Multiple people}, lowres, bad anatomy, bad hands, text, error, missing fingers, extra digit, fewer digits, cropped, worstquality, low quality, normal quality, jpegartifacts, signature, watermark, username, blurry, bad feet, cropped, poorly drawn hands, poorly drawn face, mutation, deformed, worst quality, low quality, normal quality, jpeg artifacts, signature, watermark, extra fingers, fewer digits, extra limbs, extra arms,extra legs, malformed limbs, fused fingers, too many fingers, long neck, cross-eyed,mutated hands, polar lowres, bad body, bad proportions, gross proportions, text, error, missing fingers, missing arms, missing legs, extra digit, extra arms, extra leg, extra foot, ((repeating hair)), elf ears, animal ears, animorphic, lowres, bad anatomy, bad hands, text, error, missing fingers, extra digit, fewer digits, cropped, worst quality, low quality, normal quality, jpeg artifacts, signature, watermark, username, blurry, artist name, {long body}, bad anatomy , liquid body, malformed, mutated, bad proportions, uncoordinated body, unnatural body, disfigured, ugly, gross proportions ,mutation, disfigured, deformed, {mutation}, {poorly drawn}, { long body }, bad anatomy , liquid body, malformed, mutated, anatomical nonsense ,bad proportions, uncoordinated body, unnatural body, disfigured, ugly, gross proportions ,mutation, disfigured, deformed, { mutation}, {poorly drawn}, bad weapon, fused weapon, extra weapons, poorly weapon, bad sword, poor sword, liquid tongue, long neck, fused ears, bad ears, poorly drawn ears, extra ears, liquid ears, heavy ears, missing ears, fused animal ears, bad animal ears, poorly drawn animal ears, extra animal ears, liquid animal ears, heavy animal
[IMAGE REFERENCE: use the uploaded Alfred image as the ONLY identity reference. Identity lock ON (FACE + BODY). Keep Alfred recognizable.] Ultra-realistic surreal satire photo, public laundromat interior, bright fluorescent lighting, sharp details, documentary photography look, 9:16 vertical. MAIN ACTION / COMPOSITION: A large industrial front-loading spin dryer (industrial centrifuge dryer) in the foreground. Alfred is INSIDE the spinning drum, but shown in a comedic, non-graphic way: only Alfred’s FACE pressed against the round glass door and BOTH HANDS splayed on the glass from inside. His cheeks slightly squished, eyes wide, expression: “I did not sign up for astronaut training,” funny panic. Motion blur on the background drum edges to suggest intense spinning, but Alfred’s face and hands are tack-sharp on the glass (high shutter trick), condensation and fingerprints on glass, subtle vibrations. ENVIRONMENT: Public laundromat, rows of machines, tiled floor, detergent posters, coin/payment panel on machines, realistic reflections on the glass, no other people visible. KEY STORY PROP (MUST BE CLEAR + LEGIBLE): On the wall behind the machine, a BIG NASA recruitment-style poster with clean typography, perfectly readable, centered in frame. Poster text (exactly this, large and legible): “NASA RAFFLE: 10 ONE-WAY TICKETS TO MARS” Smaller subtitle: “ONLY THOSE WHO PASS THE CENTRIFUGE TEST WILL BE SELECTED.” Small fine print line: “Qualified candidates only. Spin endurance evaluation.” TONE: Surreal, satirical, ironic, witty, hilarious, Alfred-universe absurdity. Make it look like a real photo from a professional camera, not CGI. CAMERA / QUALITY: 35mm lens, close foreground emphasis on the machine door, shallow depth of field but poster still readable, high dynamic range, ultra-detailed skin texture, realistic glass distortion, crisp hands/fingers, no limb cropping, no warping of face. SAFETY / NON-GRAPHIC: No blood, no injury, no bruises, no horror. Comedic discomfort only. NEGATIVE PROMPTS: gore, blood, injury, bruises, broken glass, horror, distorted face, extra fingers, missing fingers, melted hands, duplicated hands, cut-off hands, unreadable text, gibberish text, fake logo noise, low-res, cartoon, CGI, plastic skin, watermark, signature, random people, multiple faces, wrong identity.