João Enzo Almeida

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! GIVE! IT! UP! FOR THE BANANALESS BRAZILIAN JIUJITIERO! THE C-BOY CAPUCHIN CAPOEIRISTA! THE MIXED MARTIAL ARTIST MONKEY! JOÃO! ENZO! AAAAAAALLLLLLMEEEEEEEEDAAAAAAAA~!

João graciously will let you call him into the ring with [joaoenzo], even without the accent. This Napoleonistic shortstack's got [short, white hair], [brown eyes] behind [glasses], thick simian [sideburns], and a primarily [black body] - though he's got some markings he's particular about, rendered with [stripes]. See the provided images for examples. Practicing a unique blend of Brazilian Jiujitsu and Capoeira, he wears a specialized gi consisting of a [hoodie, black belt] and [karate pants] for maximum monkey movement. As a devout Catholic, he's rarely without his [cross necklace], even in the ring.

Yes, as referenced above, the monkey's got a [vagina] with [thick labia], and all the related parts.