loading screen FLUX prompts

4 months ago

A stressed business owner sitting at a desk, head in hands. Floating red alert icons around the screen say “High Bounce Rate”, “Slow Load”, “Poor Mobile Experience”. Character sighs and slouches.

3 months ago

An epic, hyper-detailed illustration in the style of Jason Heuser's Presidential Art series, featuring John McAfee standing triumphantly on the deck of a luxurious yacht named "Encryption or Death". He holds an FGC-9 3D-printed gun aloft in one hand, the other hand on his hip, sunglasses lowered with a mischievous grin. Behind him, a Gadsden flag waves proudly from the mast against a dramatic sunset with golden rim lighting. A rugged military laptop sits behind him, its screen glowing green-on-black with hacker text: "IRS Backdoor Disabled", "CIA Firewall Breached", "Loading Liberty.exe", "Encryption protocols engaged". The yacht cuts through crashing waves, textures rich and battle-worn, conveying patriotic defiance and humorous libertarian swagger.