absurde Ideogram prompts

6 months ago

A hyperrealistic digital painting of a massive Tyrannosaurus rex awkwardly bobbing in a pristine backyard swimming pool, cheeks flushed (if T-rexes had cheeks) and tiny arms covering its snout in abject embarrassment. Clear turquoise water ripples around its scaly green skin, while a stream of comic bubbles rises from beneath the surface—each one a little toilet-humor trophy of flatulence. Mid-day sun casts crisp reflections on the water, and your focus is drawn to the T-rex’s wide, sheepish eyes and trembling tail. Cinematic 16:9 composition, photorealistic textures on water droplets, scaly hide, and polished pool tiles, dramatic lighting to heighten the absurdity.