a smirk Veo prompts

3 months ago

Composition: Handheld selfie close-up, 35mm lens, shallow depth of field, golden hour flare, film grain Main Subject: Hercules—muscular frame, lion pelt over shoulder, visibly sweaty, lion claw gripping his chest. Scene Description: On the temple steps, Delphi bathed in late sun, with smoke wafting from burning offerings Visual Details: Hercules raises an eyebrow, lifts the camera to his face with his club slung behind, catches the sun glare and says, “So… turns out shagging too many priestesses gets you divine punishment. Who knew?” Cinematographic Style: Natural light, slight camera wobble for realism, backlighted flare Emotional Tone: Confessional irony, masking dread with charisma Audio Cues: Murmuring oracle chants behind him, torch crackle, ambient cicadas Color Palette: Earth tones, golden bleed Dialogue: Hercules (smirks): “Hey fam. Quick life update: I pissed off Hera. Again.” FINAL PROMPT: A handheld selfie-style close-up shot on a 35mm lens with shallow depth of field and light golden-hour flare, Hercules—muscular, bronze-skinned, curly dark hair, wearing a lion pelt and dusty chiton—leans toward the camera on the temple steps at Delphi, the smoky sunlight catching his eyes as he says, “Hey fam. Quick life update: I pissed off Hera. Again.” in a tone both casual and ominous. Background filled with murmuring priests, crackling torches, and dusty olive groves. Shot in cinematic style.

3 months ago

Composition: Handheld selfie close-up, 35mm lens, shallow depth of field, golden hour flare, film grain Main Subject: Hercules, adjusting his lion pelt, sighing dramatically Scene Description: Still at Delphi steps, sun now lower—temple columns cast long shadows Visual Details: He points over his shoulder at the temple entrance, eyes roll Cinematographic Style: Slightly overexposed sun edge gives lens flare, still handheld Emotional Tone: Satirical confession, playing it for laughs Audio Cues: Distant lyre music from within temple Color Palette: Dust and gold, soft browns Dialogue: Hercules (mock whisper): “Apparently, getting rid of your music tutor’ counts as a crime if it’s the son of Apollo. Who knew?” FINAL PROMPT: A slightly wider handheld selfie on 35mm lens, half-body framing of Hercules on the steps of Delphi, adjusting his lion pelt while squinting at the temple behind him, golden light bleeding into the lens. He smirks and says, “Apparently, getting rid of your music tutor’ counts as a crime if it’s the son of Apollo. Who knew?” as faint lyre music echoes. Satirical mood with dusty olive grove ambiance. Shot in cinematic style.

2 months ago

A medium selfie-style shot filmed on a wide-angle 24mm lens. A hyperrealistic Neanderthal—broad, muscular, with thick brow and tangled hair—holds a rugged, stone-like vlogging camera at arm’s length, trying his best to imitate modern influencer energy. The handheld frame wobbles slightly as he lumbers forward into a smoky, torch-lit cave. “And this... is the sleeping corner!” he grunts proudly, gesturing to a raised bed of furs and mammoth bones arranged like a throne. He pans the camera to show hand-carved cave paintings glowing in the flicker of firelight. “Custom decor. Very exclusive,” he adds with a crooked, confident smirk. The lighting is warm and raw—torches in stone sconces cast dancing shadows on rough cave walls. The Neanderthal tries to wink awkwardly, mimicking a YouTuber outro. Hints of primitive luxury meet dry comedy, in a darkly hilarious parody of lifestyle vlogs. Shot in hyperrealistic cinematic style, 4K.