30 days ago
[POV SHOT], [HANDHELD + SLIGHT SHAKE],
[WHITE BIGFOOT WITH BLUE FACE RUNNING THROUGH PARIS STREETS], [holding a selfie stick, confused and panicked expression, zigzagging clumsily between parked scooters and pedestrians, speaking loudly in French: “Mais pourquoi ils me courent après ? Ils veulent ma veste ou quoi ? Oh mon dieu, je vais faire quoi ?”],
[sound of breath, distant tourist voices, light traffic hum, occasional camera bump], [sunlight piercing through tree leaves, humid reflections on pavement], [found footage style, comedic panic, cinéma vérité aesthetic]
[HIGH ANGLE], [DRONE SHOT DESCENDING],
[WHITE BIGFOOT IN PARIS STREET], [running in panic, seen from above dodging confused tourists, tourists pointing GoPros at him, people stepping aside],
[city ambiance with echoing tourist chatter, a comical soundtrack with accordion motif begins softly], [soft midday light filtered by urban trees], [satirical mockumentary tone, vibrant urban realism]