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17 days ago

Bernard Poolman was a pretty unusual guy. A South African cop who became a software salesman (selling software that could allegedly cure ADHD) , Poolman was obsessed with the occult. He claimed that the world was full of demons that needed defeating, and after allegedly exorcising a young man, Poolman launched an all-out spiritual war. According to the exorcist, he once battled 300 spirits at once, vanquishing them with the power of forgiveness. Like we said, Bernard Poolman was a pretty unusual guy. Poolman eventually turned his wacky theology into a full-fledged cult called Desteni. As the group’s new pastor, Poolman preached the importance of “self-forgiveness, ” all while encouraging followers to take his online self-help classes which, naturally, cost a pretty penny. Graduates, who learn “essential life skills . . . such as self-forgiveness, writing, and self-correction application, ” get a 35-percent cut by signing up new students. Yeah, Desteni is basically a big Ponzi scheme, only these con artists believe in a reptilian god named Anu and are always on the lookout for demonic forces. So what does this have to do with Hitler? Well, the Desteni cult didn’t really get started until Poolman recruited a young waitress named Sunette Spies. According to Poolman, Spies was an “interdimensional portal” who could channel pretty much every influential figure who ever lived. If you want to talk to Audrey Hepburn, Kurt Cobain, or Friedrich Nietzsche, Spies has got you covered. Most importantly, Poolman claimed that she could channel Hitler. You see, in Desteni “theology, ” there’s a spirit realm where all the demons hang out, and Adolf Hitler is the Demon King. Well, he was, anyway, until Poolman and Jesus (yes, Jesus) invaded the demon world and took on all challengers. After defeating legions of evil spirits, Poolman fought the fuhrer himself, eventually defeating the dictator by—you guessed it—teaching him about the power of self-forgiveness. Since that fateful battle, Hitler has appeared in quite a few Desteni videos (the cult has their own YouTube channel) , where he lectures on all sorts of odd topics. It’s all courtesy of the interdimensional portal, Sunette Spies. While Poolman passed away in 2013, the Desteni cult is still around, preaching about forgiveness and chatting up the spirit of Adolf Hitler.

17 days ago

Bernard Poolman was a pretty unusual guy. A South African cop who became a software salesman (selling software that could allegedly cure ADHD), Poolman was obsessed with the occult. He claimed that the world was full of demons that needed defeating, and after allegedly exorcising a young man, Poolman launched an all-out spiritual war. According to the exorcist, he once battled 300 spirits at once, vanquishing them with the power of forgiveness. Like we said, Bernard Poolman was a pretty unusual guy. Poolman eventually turned his wacky theology into a full-fledged cult called Desteni. As the group’s new pastor, Poolman preached the importance of “self-forgiveness,” all while encouraging followers to take his online self-help classes which, naturally, cost a pretty penny. Graduates, who learn “essential life skills . . . such as self-forgiveness, writing, and self-correction application,” get a 35-percent cut by signing up new students. Yeah, Desteni is basically a big Ponzi scheme, only these con artists believe in a reptilian god named Anu and are always on the lookout for demonic forces. So what does this have to do with Hitler? Well, the Desteni cult didn’t really get started until Poolman recruited a young waitress named Sunette Spies. According to Poolman, Spies was an “interdimensional portal” who could channel pretty much every influential figure who ever lived. If you want to talk to Audrey Hepburn, Kurt Cobain, or Friedrich Nietzsche, Spies has got you covered. Most importantly, Poolman claimed that she could channel Hitler. You see, in Desteni “theology,” there’s a spirit realm where all the demons hang out, and Adolf Hitler is the Demon King. Well, he was, anyway, until Poolman and Jesus (yes, Jesus) invaded the demon world and took on all challengers. After defeating legions of evil spirits, Poolman fought the fuhrer himself, eventually defeating the dictator by—you guessed it—teaching him about the power of self-forgiveness. Since that fateful battle, Hitler has appeared in quite a few Desteni videos (the cult has their own YouTube channel), where he lectures on all sorts of odd topics. It’s all courtesy of the interdimensional portal, Sunette Spies. While Poolman passed away in 2013, the Desteni cult is still around, preaching about forgiveness and chatting up the spirit of Adolf Hitler.

17 days ago

Bernard Poolman was a pretty unusual guy. A South African cop who became a software salesman (selling software that could allegedly cure ADHD) , Poolman was obsessed with the occult. He claimed that the world was full of demons that needed defeating, and after allegedly exorcising a young man, Poolman launched an all-out spiritual war. According to the exorcist, he once battled 300 spirits at once, vanquishing them with the power of forgiveness. Like we said, Bernard Poolman was a pretty unusual guy. Poolman eventually turned his wacky theology into a full-fledged cult called Desteni. As the group’s new pastor, Poolman preached the importance of “self-forgiveness, ” all while encouraging followers to take his online self-help classes which, naturally, cost a pretty penny. Graduates, who learn “essential life skills . . . such as self-forgiveness, writing, and self-correction application, ” get a 35-percent cut by signing up new students. Yeah, Desteni is basically a big Ponzi scheme, only these con artists believe in a reptilian god named Anu and are always on the lookout for demonic forces. So what does this have to do with Hitler? Well, the Desteni cult didn’t really get started until Poolman recruited a young waitress named Sunette Spies. According to Poolman, Spies was an “interdimensional portal” who could channel pretty much every influential figure who ever lived. If you want to talk to Audrey Hepburn, Kurt Cobain, or Friedrich Nietzsche, Spies has got you covered. Most importantly, Poolman claimed that she could channel Hitler. You see, in Desteni “theology, ” there’s a spirit realm where all the demons hang out, and Adolf Hitler is the Demon King. Well, he was, anyway, until Poolman and Jesus (yes, Jesus) invaded the demon world and took on all challengers. After defeating legions of evil spirits, Poolman fought the fuhrer himself, eventually defeating the dictator by—you guessed it—teaching him about the power of self-forgiveness. Since that fateful battle, Hitler has appeared in quite a few Desteni videos (the cult has their own YouTube channel) , where he lectures on all sorts of odd topics. It’s all courtesy of the interdimensional portal, Sunette Spies. While Poolman passed away in 2013, the Desteni cult is still around, preaching about forgiveness and chatting up the spirit of Adolf Hitler.