A front-facing "camera" made from tied bones and obsidian shards is mounted on a wooden cart pulled by a large woolly animal. A humorous Neanderthal rides it proudly through a prehistoric landscape bathed in golden sunlight. He wears a fur cape, stone jewelry, and a crude bone helmet with feathers sticking out. The video has no subtitles — everything is conveyed through his expressive grunts, exaggerated gestures, and ambient sounds of the wild.

The Neanderthal "speaks" in a mix of playful grunts and overly dramatic caveman English, gesturing excitedly with a wooden club as he rides:

“Ungh... sunrise patrol! Mammoth trail that way... fire pit smells strong today. Big vibes.”

He rolls through a valley surrounded by cliffs, mammoths grazing, other tribespeople waving with spears in hand. He cruises past stone monoliths, a group roasting meat, and a confused saber-toothed cat chasing butterflies.

Birds squawk. Insects buzz. The wind blows through his tangled hair. He waves at a fellow Neanderthal fishing with a stick, then stops to munch on a roasted root vegetable he pulls from a leather pouch.

“Me not fast... but me most stylish.”

He laughs with a loud, echoing grunt, tossing a stone behind him like it’s part of the routine.

The journey ends at a cliffside overlooking a glowing orange valley. He parks the cart, sits on a flat rock, and stares at the sunset with a goofy grin. He looks into the camera, raises a hunk of meat in salute:

“Fire strong. Sky pretty. Me back soon for more... ride talk.”