**Title: "The Aquatic Odyssey of CEO Thunderthighs"**

**Scene:** A bright, sunny day at the Crystal Cove Luxury Water Park. The waves sparkle, the crowd murmurs in anticipation, and the announcer’s voice booms over the loudspeaker:

*"Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for the most EXTRAORDINARY aquatic spectacle of the century! Give it up for the one, the only… CEO BARBARA ‘THUNDERTHIGH’ MCSPLASH!"*

**Cue:** *"Thunderstruck" by AC/DC* blares as **Barbara McSplash**, a 150kg powerhouse of corporate dominance, zooms into view on her **custom-built, turbo-charged jet ski**, the *"Executive Wave Crusher 9000."*

She’s dressed in a **glittering, rhinestone-studded Stimpy-print swimsuit** (because why not?), her aviator sunglasses gleaming, her CEO lanyard flapping majestically in the wind.

### **The Stunts Begin:**
1. **"The Shareholder Surge"** – Barbara hits the throttle, the jet ski roaring like a caged lion. She rockets up a **50-foot wave**, suspends mid-air in a glorious, slow-motion arc, and lands with a **tsunami-sized splash**, drenching the VIP section (which, of course, includes her terrified board of directors).

2. **"The hostile Takeover Twist"** – She launches off a ramp, **executes a full 360-degree spin** while sipping from a coconut with a tiny umbrella, and somehow **lands perfectly**—only to immediately **"accidentally"** spray a rival CEO (who just criticized her quarterly earnings) with a wall of water.

3. **"The Board Meeting Bounce"** – Barbara spots a floating platform labeled *"Innovation Synergy Platform"* and decides to **jump her jet ski onto it**. The platform **buckles dramatically** but holds as she strikes a pose, arms raised like a gold-medal Olympian.

4. **"The Merger Splashdown Finale"** – For her grand finale, she **hits a hidden ramp at full speed**, flips backward (her swimsuit stretching but holding strong), and **belly-flops with seismic force**, sending a **tidal wave** over the entire beach.

**Post-Scene:**
- The crowd **erupts in cheers** (or possibly screams of terror).
- Her board members **frantically clap**, knowing their bonuses depend on it.
- A single, **soaked intern** slowly raises a *"10/10"* scorecard.
- Barbara **adjusts her sunglasses**, revs the jet ski again, and yells:
*"WHO’S READY FOR Q2?!"*

**Cut to black. Roll credits.**

*(Bonus post-credits scene: The jet ski’s GPS shows her next destination—*"Shareholder Meeting: Extreme Edition."*)*

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