So... someone gave me a phone.

Like, a real one. Not an artifact, not a mana-charged orb of vision, an actual modern-day smartphone. I thought it was a mirror at first. A small, glowing mirror that talks. Creepy... but kinda hot?

I tapped it, it buzzed. I stared at it, it blinked. I poked it again and somehow opened the "front camera." I saw myself on the screen and screamed, “WHO PUT A PORTAL HERE?!”
Turns out, it was just me. In real time. Looking flawless, obviously.

Then it hit me: this thing can take pictures. OF ME.
I may have taken... 127 selfies. So far. (Don’t judge me, my cheekbones were legally required to be documented under celestial law.)

I still don’t understand half the buttons. One app summoned a pizza. Another one tried to pair with my soulstone (???) and I’m 87% sure I almost married a toaster.

But you know what? I love it.

If you’re reading this... I’ve figured out how to post. Probably.
And if I haven’t? Well, I’m just yelling into the void again. Typical Tuesday.

Anyway—here’s my first photo. Be gentle. I was sweaty, confused, and radiant.
Also, how do you "tag" someone? Is that like hunting them?