POV iPhone-style selfie video filmed by a real alien tourist inside a packed bullring in Spain. The alien has greenish or bluish skin, large black eyes, and is dressed like a tacky Earth tourist — floral shirt, bucket hat, sunglasses, and holding a selfie stick. He records himself excitedly, saying in glitchy alien-accented English: “Wow! My people of Ganymede, look at this!” He pans the camera around to show the roaring crowd, the sandy arena, and the vibrant atmosphere. Some humans nearby notice him and wave or take pictures. The alien looks amazed, slightly confused by the event, and keeps filming while narrating to his intergalactic followers. Realistic daylight, noisy background, slightly shaky footage — like a TikTok from another planet.