1. Time + Location + Environment
Mid-morning, in the heart of New York City. Taxis pass by, people walk in the background. TikTok ads tower over buildings. A light breeze stirs the Bigfoot's hairs.

2. Detailed Scene Action
Bigfoot white blue, towering and shaggy, holds a smartphone on a selfie stick. He walks toward camera, deadpan expression, adjusting the mic like a pro. He pauses, then delivers the joke:
“Why don’t I go to parties? Because every time I try, someone yells ‘I found him!’”
He lets the punchline hang, raises his eyebrows, then chuckles with a deep, guttural laugh.

3. Optional Dialogue/Voiceover
[Bigfoot, mock-serious tone]
“Écoute, j'essaie juste de vivre ma vie, mec. J'aime la mousse. J'aime les champignons. Je raconte des blagues. Mais à chaque fois… boum ! Photo floue, panique virale.”

4. Camera Style and Movement
Handheld selfie-style from Bigfoot’s POV, with occasional over-the-shoulder drone cuts to show his massive frame amid the trees. Occasional quick zoom-ins for comedic timing. Shaky-cam adds realism.

5. Audio/Musical Elements
Lighthearted acoustic guitar plucks. Ambient forest SFX — birds, wind, distant woodpecker. Comedic record-scratch sound when he tells the joke, followed by a short laugh track.

6. Mood, Lighting, Cinematic Style
Whimsical mockumentary vibe. Soft natural lighting with mild cinematic grading (slight green-gold tint). Feels like a cross between a National Geographic special and a YouTube skit.