1. Time + Location + Environment
Mid-morning, deep in a misty Pacific Northwest forest. Ferns glisten with dew, birds chirp in the background. Sunbeams pierce through the towering redwoods. Slight breeze rustles leaves.

2. Detailed Scene Action
Bigfoot, towering and shaggy, holds a smartphone on a selfie stick. He walks toward camera, deadpan expression, adjusting the mic like a pro. He pauses, then delivers the joke:
“Why don’t I go to parties? Because every time I try, someone yells ‘I found him!’”
He lets the punchline hang, raises his eyebrows, then chuckles with a deep, guttural laugh.

3. Optional Dialogue/Voiceover
[Bigfoot, mock-serious tone]
“Look, I’m just tryin’ to live my life, man. I like moss. I like mushrooms. I tell jokes. But every time… boom — blurry photo, viral panic.”

4. Camera Style and Movement
Handheld selfie-style from Bigfoot’s POV, with occasional over-the-shoulder drone cuts to show his massive frame amid the trees. Occasional quick zoom-ins for comedic timing. Shaky-cam adds realism.

5. Audio/Musical Elements
Lighthearted acoustic guitar plucks. Ambient forest SFX — birds, wind, distant woodpecker. Comedic record-scratch sound when he tells the joke, followed by a short laugh track.

6. Mood, Lighting, Cinematic Style
Whimsical mockumentary vibe. Soft natural lighting with mild cinematic grading (slight green-gold tint). Feels like a cross between a National Geographic special and a YouTube skit.