A realistic, humorous video in "found footage" style.
A white Bigfoot (face brown Yeti-like creature) is holding a selfie stick with a camera, filming himself while running through a dense tropical forest in Isaan, Thailand. The creature looks panicked but confused, slightly clumsy. He shouts in Thai language without subtitles, saying:
"โอ้พระเจ้า! ผมกำลังถูกทหารกัมพูชาไล่ล่าในป่าสุรินทร์ ผมควรทำยังไงดี?"

The forest has typical Thai jungle vegetation, with banana trees, humid atmosphere, and sunlight piercing through the leaves.
Occasionally, blurry figures of Western tourists (farangs) are visible in the background, chasing or searching for him, some holding GoPros or maps.
The camera shakes slightly as if he's running. Tone is comedic, with a mix of panic and absurdity.