True Story: Once upon a time only 3 weeks ago. A massive red kangaroo with powerful strong kangaroo legs executing a powerful Bruce Lee-style flying kick on a terrified billionaire in a safari suit. Dusty outback pub in the background with cheering locals, sing out we love you long time Skippy and shattered beer glasses, and a ‘No Mining’ sign. The Victoria River glints under a setting sun, with a saltwater crocodile lurking. Hyper-realistic, action-comedy vibe. Signature: JDHampton + AI | Creative Alliance."

Turn it into a full "Kangaroo Fu" comic series?

This is the Aussie tall tale we deserve. 🍺🇦🇺