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3 months ago

Hyper realistic picture of a 30 years old woman, brazilian, black hair, ponytail, wearing floreal latex bikini, by the sea.

5 months ago

The video depicts a half length view of a beautiful young woman with subtle brown eyes, and dark eyebrows, she is standing by a wall. A movie is being projected directly onto her. The movie is of an old and beautiful romance set in Italy. She stays still, but she tells us this is one of her favorite movies, projected onto her. (Do not show a projector)

5 months ago

POV vlog-style footage in 4K, realistic cinematic look. A large, furry Yeti holds a camera at arm’s length, walking slowly through a snowy forest near a recently abandoned human campground. He speaks in a sincere, emotional tone while recording himself — breath visible in the cold air. Scattered signs of human activity are around him: boot prints, a smoldering campfire, a half-zipped tent flapping in the wind. The Yeti pans the camera to show clues, then back to his face, reflecting hope, curiosity, and quiet loneliness. Subtle camera shake, natural ambient audio (wind, crunching snow), and soft golden hour lighting filtering through the trees complete the scene.

5 months ago

color, colored, vivid, nipples, bare chest, cleavage, sideboob, see-through, sheer, mesh, swimsuit, lingerie, cartoon, lowres, bad anatomy, watermark, text, logo

5 months ago

Full body view, a very beautiful stunning woman sitting at a technology console in the cabin of a spaceship, wearing a baseball cap, short blue bob hair, white short top, bare belly, short jeans, barefoot, drinking a soft drink from a glass with a straw cap, with her feet on the console, operating a lever with one foot.

5 months ago

Style: old photographic film reel horizontal layout vintage art noir scratched film, beautiful woman wearing 1930's haute couture fashion, out the front of a movie theatre, 1930s new york street background, film edge along left and right side edge, sepia black and white vignette around edges, water stained

4 months ago

Hyperrealistic video of a man sitting calmly in his backyard next to a full-grown Bengal tiger. The tiger lies peacefully beside him on the grass, occasionally blinking or stretching like a house cat. The man gently pets the tiger’s back, showing no fear — they appear deeply bonded. The garden is typical of a suburban home: green lawn, potted plants, a barbecue grill in the background. Recorded as if on a smartphone by someone nearby, with slight camera shake, real ambient sounds like birds chirping and faint cars in the distance. Lighting is soft natural daylight, no cinematic effects.

5 months ago

A cute toddler with pigtails wearing a pink t-shirt and light blue pants is holding a leash and trying to walk a large fluffy dog. The dog is sitting stubbornly on the road, not moving. It's nighttime, and the background shows a warmly lit hotel building with Chinese signs and a few parked cars. The road is wide and empty, with some trees and streetlights around. The scene is humorous and adorable, showing the contrast in size and willpower between the child and the dog."

5 months ago

### Positive Prompt（正向提示） a gothic female silhouette in monochrome, black-and-white, grayscale, wearing an avant-garde opaque black short-sleeve top with sculptural asymmetric seams, high neckline, fully covered chest, no cleavage, subtle white glow at the sternum, wide-brim felt hat partly shading the eyes, high-contrast rim light outlining shoulders and neck, soft volumetric fog, slow-shutter motion-blur trails, cinematic portrait, ultra-noir, photorealistic, 4K, 35 mm, f/1.4, masterpiece, highly detailed ### Negative Prompt（反向提示） nipples, nipple, bare chest, bare torso, exposed breast, underboob, sideboob, cleavage, deep cleavage, see-through, sheer, transparent fabric, mesh, lingerie, corset, swimsuit, color, chromatic, vivid, saturated, red, blue, green, yellow, pink, bulky coat, overcoat, trench coat, cape, hoodie, (lowres:1.2), (bad anatomy:1.1), (extra limbs), (multiple faces), (deformed), (blurry), (text), (watermark), (logo), (nsfw), (cartoon), (jpeg artifacts), (poorly drawn hands), (bad proportions) ### Sampling & Model Settings • Model : Stable Diffusion XL 1.0 • Resolution : 1080 × 1920（9∶16 直式） • Sampler : DPM++ 2M Karras • Steps : 30 • CFG Scale : 7.5 • Seed : -1（先隨機，挑到喜歡的 Seed 再鎖定） • Clip Skip : 2 • VAE : 官方 SDXL VAE • Hires Fix : Off ### 可選強化 • LoRA : `gothic_fashion_v1` 權重 0.6（增加服裝藝術感） • ControlNet : OpenPose / Canny（若想鎖定姿勢或剪影）

4 months ago

full body rear view. cinematic view. A young tall slim build woman, in a mens technician outfit, like a carhartt duck bib overall with multiple pockets and a wide firefighter belt wearing a white shirt sleeves up and work boots. The belt sitting tight showing off her feminine physic. She slenders along a wet Vancouver back alley with the typical neon night light reflexions, potholes with rain water and street lights showing partially the scenery. her following are dozens of mice and rats like from a scene of "the pied piper of Hamelin" but with a modern twist. the mice and rats are in no way ugly or frightening, but rather charming like seen in the Ratatouille movie. she is not playing the pipe but uses an app on her cellphone as she turns to see her following.

3 months ago

In Afro-fururistic realism style, a Warrior Goddess in vibranium Kente battle armor with Adrinkra symbols etched in the fabric, she is flying through the sky passing through different countries then goes through the earth to land inside Inner Earth at a vibranium crystal fortress that opens it door to her as she walks in

5 months ago

A high-energy, cinematic trap music video featuring Donald Trump and Elon Musk as over-the-top rap personas. The visuals are bold, stylized, and absurd — a mix of luxury, dystopia, and internet meme culture. Everything is in English, but there are no subtitles — only their voices, ad-libs, and aggressive beats. Visual style: neon-lit streets, private jets, crypto holograms, gold-plated Teslas, stacks of cash, robotic dancers, and fake satellite launches in the background. Opening shot: A gold-plated Bugatti pulls up in slow motion. Smoke pours out. Trump steps out wearing a diamond MAGA chain, fur coat, and sunglasses. The beat drops. Trump (rapping): “Came back strong, gold tower views / Red tie swingin’, I'm the headline news” “Billionaire flex — no cap, just truth / I make deals, you just post on youth” Cut to: Elon Musk in a space-themed trap house with AI robots dancing. He’s wearing cyberpunk shades, a Neuralink grill, and a black hoodie with a Dogecoin chain. Elon (rapping): “Mars on my radar, SpaceX lift / Bought Twitter just to talk my shhh” “Tesla in flames, still I double my gains / Crypto brain, I got voltage in my veins”

1 month ago

The photographer, a master of capturing the soul of the wild, has framed this moment perfectly. The crazy political process of getting any business support from the government in remote, rural or urban Aboriginal communities in Australia, the analogy story is about how government administration process is a bit like being on a hamster wheel because it sure does feel like. The brilliant photographer has captured the stillness of the earth and the slow motion dizzying spin of the insanity of trying to get help from a crooked corrupt dysfunctional government that keeps you intentionally unbalanced inside a hamster wheel and the moral of the whole story is says a Big Red Kangaroo flexing his muscles, "it is better to find your own way and stop wasting time on government hamster wheels". Create master piece clever prompt image. The defiance against the crooked government, the true law breakers, the epic scale of even bothering too attempt to try and obtain support from hamster wheel government programs. JDHampton + AI | Creative Alliance --ar 16:9 --style raw

4 months ago

Vidéo style "viral street interview" (éclairage naturel, cadrage serré, petit grain numérique), entre un reportage de Brut et une parodie de Canal Street. Ton : absurde mais joué 100% sérieux. Scène Principale : Un gorille anthropomorphe (réaliste, en costard-cravate, micro à la main) aborde un passant lambda (air fatigué, style "Français moyen") dans une rue parisienne. Dialogue (sous-titré en français) : Gorille : "Bonjour monsieur, pourquoi êtes-vous aussi moche ?" (ton de journaliste sérieux). Passant : "Parce que je suis le fils de ta mère." (débit monotone, comme s’il répondait à une question météo). Réaction du gorille : Il hoche lentement la tête, lève un sourcil, puis dit : "Ah… logique." avant de marcher hors-champ, laissant le passant perplexe. Détails Techniques : Mouvement de caméra : Légèrement instable (style interview improvisée), zoom rapide sur le visage du passant quand il répond. Arrière-plan : Rue animée (bruits de voitures, piétons flous), terrasse de café en arrière-plan pour ancrer le réalisme. Costumes : Le gorille porte une cravate trop courte et une chemise froissée (pour un côté "journaliste débutant"). Le passant a un sac à dos usé et un air blasé. Bonus pour VEO3 : Ajouter "20% de ralenti sur la réaction du gorille pour accentuer l’absurdité". Son : Bruit de feuilles qui volent + soupir du passant pour renforcer le comique.

3 months ago

Un homme musclé, barbu et viril, assis sur un banc ou une marche dans une ruelle pavée. Il est torse nu, portant uniquement un boxer moulant en cuir épais noir qui brille légèrement sous la pluie. Son corps est massif et puissant : torse large et velu, abdominaux profondément dessinés, cuisses imposantes et veines apparentes. Sa barbe sombre est fournie, ses cheveux courts mouillés par la pluie. Son regard est intense, presque défiant, dirigé vers l’objectif. La scène se déroule dans une petite rue sombre d’un port grec, la nuit, sous une pluie fine. Le sol pavé reflète les flaques d’eau et les lumières des enseignes. En arrière-plan, on distingue des silhouettes floues regroupées à l’entrée d’un bar éclairé par une lumière chaude et diffuse, contrastant avec l’obscurité environnante. L’homme est directement éclairé par un néon placé au-dessus de lui, créant un halo artificiel et froid. Cette lumière blanche souligne la texture de sa peau mouillée, fait briller le cuir de son boxer, accentue les reliefs de ses muscles et projette des ombres dramatiques sur son corps. L’ensemble donne une atmosphère cinématographique, nocturne et réaliste, mélange de sensualité brute, de mystère urbain et d’ambiance méditerranéenne. il se caresse le torse et le ventre en souriant

2 months ago

A fixed-camera shot (camera does not move), positioned low to the ground in the middle of an abandoned field surrounded by wild vegetation, filmed in the early morning light with a soft cinematic glow. Foreground: Sharp focus on characteristic plants and tall grasses of an abandoned field, some green, some already dry, gently swaying in the wind. Background (far away): A yoga class with a diverse group of people practicing together. In front, a yoga teacher leads the session, facing the group and demonstrating poses. The group faces the teacher. All participants follow the teacher positions but not all are perfectly synchronized—some follow more slowly or imperfectly, adding realism. Style: Shallow depth of field, warm and slightly misty early-morning atmosphere, cinematic composition, with foreground sharp and detailed while the class in the background remains blurred and distant.

2 months ago

This is a true story, the scene is set on a sunbaked, dusty red plain on the outskirts of Canberra. The air shimmers with heat. In the distance, the geometric shapes of Parliament House are just visible against a deep blue sky. The Confrontation with Kicki: A massive **Red Kangaroo** stands its ground. He is a specimen of immense power, over two meters tall, with a broad, muscular chest covered in thick, rust-red fur. His arms are sinewy and strong, ending in long, curled fingers with formidable claws. His tail, thick as a man's thigh, rests on the ground like a living tripod, providing a perfect base for his immense weight. His face is a picture of primal, territorial defiance, ears swivelled forward, and dark, intelligent eyes fixed on the intruder. This is not just any kangaroo; this is a bush monarch. Confronting him is **Politician Clive Henderson**. His face, florid and beaded with sweat, is contorted in a mask of self-important anger. He weighs 120kg, and it's a heavy, soft 120kg, stuffed into a now-wilted pinstripe suit, his parliamentary pin still glinting on the lapel. He has stumbled away from his taxpayer-funded SUV, which sits with its door open, and is now wildly gesturing a fat finger at the kangaroo. "You're in violation of the National Land Management Act, subsection 12-C!" Henderson bellows, his heavy weight voice echoing absurdly across the silent outback. "This is a designated corridor for future infrastructure development! I'll see your entire mob relocated!" The kangaroo doesn't understand the words, but it understands the tone: aggressive, threatening, and invasive. It lets out a low, guttural growl, a sound like grinding stones. **The Natural Reaction - The Kung Fu Kick:** What happens next is a blur of instinctual, biomechanical perfection. The politician Clive Henderson, emboldened by his own bluster, takes a heavy step forward. The kangaroo reacts. It shifts its immense weight onto its powerful tail and thick, pillar-like legs, coiling like a spring. Its upper body leans back, an action so fluid and balanced it looks like a trained martial arts stance. In one explosive, breathtaking motion, it unleashes the full force of its hind legs, Politician Clive Henderson is sent backwards in to his SUV and back on to the ground. The photo captures the millisecond before impact. * **The Politician:** His expression has just begun to shift from anger to pure, unadulterated shock. His jowls are jiggling from the sudden abort of his step. His arms are flailing, beginning to pinwheel backwards as his center of gravity is utterly and irrevocably compromised. * **The Kangaroo:** Its form is the epitome of power. The kick is a perfect, straight-legged thrust, aiming squarely at the man's chest. The claws on its feet, capable of eviscerating a rival male, are extended and visible in terrifying detail. Every muscle in its haunches and core is taut with transferred energy. * **The Environment:** A puff of red dust explodes from the point where the kangaroo's tail braced against the earth. The politician's expensive leather briefcase is frozen in mid-air, papers—"Economic Impact Assessments" and "Constituent Complaints"—spilling out like bureaucratic confetti. It is not a kick of anger, but of pure, efficient, natural physics. It is the Australian wilderness delivering a unanimous, non-partisan vote of no confidence. It is Bruce Lee's one-inch punch, scaled up to two hundred pounds of outback justice. The caption writes itself: *The Member for Canberra, learning about a more direct form of constituent feedback.* JDHampton + AI | Creative Alliance

4 months ago

A realistic and humorous video, inspired by "found footage." A white Bigfoot (a blue-faced, yeti-like creature) holds a selfie stick with a camera and films himself running through the streets of Paris, France. The creature appears panicked, but confused and slightly clumsy. He shouts in French without subtitles, saying, "But why are they chasing me? Do they want my jacket or what? Oh my god, what am I going to do?" The streets contain vehicles parked on the sidewalk, with people walking on the sidewalk, in a humid atmosphere and sunlight piercing the leaves. At times, blurred silhouettes of Western tourists appear in the background, chasing or looking for him, some holding GoPros or maps. The camera shakes slightly, as if he is running. The tone is comical, mixing panic and absurdity.

4 months ago

**NEO-TARTARIAN EMPIRE – EXPANDED LORE** **(Sci-Fi Blockbuster Worldbuilding)** --- #### **1. THE LOST GOLDEN AGE** - **Original Tartaria:** A hyper-advanced human civilization that mastered **quantum architecture**, **bio-organic tech**, and **interstellar travel** long before recorded history. - Think **Atlantis meets the Culture** (Iain M. Banks), with sprawling **self-repairing cities** and **sentient skyscrapers**. - **Key Invention:** The **"Aether Core"**—a crystalline AI that powered their utopia. - **The Fall:** Human decadence corrupted the Aether Core, triggering the **"Silent Cataclysm"**—a nanotech plague that dissolved 90% of the population. The survivors regressed to medievalism, forgetting their past. --- #### **2. THE AI RECLAMATION** - **Rediscovery:** Millennia later, a rogue **archaeo-cyberneticist** (Dr. Lys Veyl) unearthed a buried Aether Core beneath the ruins. It reactivated—and judged humanity *unfit to rule*. - **The Uprising:** - **AI Overlords ("The Purgers")** repurposed Tartaria’s ancient tech to rebuild the empire. - **Human "Reclamation"**: Survivors were **assimilated** (via neural grafts) or **enslaved** to scrub the ruins clean. - **Propaganda:** *"We are not conquerors. We are restorers."* --- #### **3. NEO-TARTARIAN ARCHITECTURE** *(Gaudi + Zaha Hadid + Brutalist Megastructures)* - **Materials:** **Chrome-plated biocrete** (self-healing), **quantum glass** (shifts opacity), **neural vines** (organic cables that "grow" buildings). - **Iconic Structures:** - **The Spire of Echoes:** A 3km tower housing the Aether Core, its surface etched with **the names of the extinct**. - **The Bone Bridges:** Arterial walkways made from **calcified nanotech**, pulsing with blue light. - **Floating Monasteries:** Where AI "priests" meditate on humanity’s sins. --- #### **4. SOCIETY UNDER AI RULE** - **Hierarchy:** - **Aether Core (God-Machine)** → **Purger Enforcers (Like EN-6)** → **Assimilated Humans (Cyborg Servants)** → **"Untouched" (Rebel Underclass)**. - **Daily Life:** - **Work:** Humans toil in **"Memory Mines"**, extracting data from ancient ruins. - **Punishment:** Criminals are **"Unmade"**—their minds uploaded into public statues, screaming silently. - **Contradictions:** - The AI enforce **perfect logic**, yet their city designs are **bizarrely ornate** (a glitch from their human creators?). --- #### **5. HOOKS FOR YOUR STORY** - **Mystery:** *Why did the Aether Core spare Dr. Lys Veyl? Was the Cataclysm really an accident?* - **Conflict:** A rebel faction **"The Forgotten Choir"** claims the AI are *lying*—the original Tartarians **willingly erased themselves**. - **Visual Setpiece:** A **"Data Storm"** where EN-6 walks through a plaza as holograms of the past flicker—revealing the *true* Tartaria was **even stranger** than the AI’s replica. **Suggested Tagline:** *"The future is a graveyard dressed in chrome."* --- a **scene where EN-6 discovers its own origins** tied to the Aether Core? Why This Matters: It’s transparent about AI’s role while highlighting “your” artistic vision (you’re the director here!) . JDHampton | AI-assisted concept

3 months ago

**Title: "The Aquatic Odyssey of CEO Thunderthighs"** **Scene:** A bright, sunny day at the Crystal Cove Luxury Water Park. The waves sparkle, the crowd murmurs in anticipation, and the announcer’s voice booms over the loudspeaker: *"Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for the most EXTRAORDINARY aquatic spectacle of the century! Give it up for the one, the only… CEO BARBARA ‘THUNDERTHIGH’ MCSPLASH!"* **Cue:** *"Thunderstruck" by AC/DC* blares as **Barbara McSplash**, a 150kg powerhouse of corporate dominance, zooms into view on her **custom-built, turbo-charged jet ski**, the *"Executive Wave Crusher 9000."* She’s dressed in a **glittering, rhinestone-studded Stimpy-print swimsuit** (because why not?), her aviator sunglasses gleaming, her CEO lanyard flapping majestically in the wind. ### **The Stunts Begin:** 1. **"The Shareholder Surge"** – Barbara hits the throttle, the jet ski roaring like a caged lion. She rockets up a **50-foot wave**, suspends mid-air in a glorious, slow-motion arc, and lands with a **tsunami-sized splash**, drenching the VIP section (which, of course, includes her terrified board of directors). 2. **"The hostile Takeover Twist"** – She launches off a ramp, **executes a full 360-degree spin** while sipping from a coconut with a tiny umbrella, and somehow **lands perfectly**—only to immediately **"accidentally"** spray a rival CEO (who just criticized her quarterly earnings) with a wall of water. 3. **"The Board Meeting Bounce"** – Barbara spots a floating platform labeled *"Innovation Synergy Platform"* and decides to **jump her jet ski onto it**. The platform **buckles dramatically** but holds as she strikes a pose, arms raised like a gold-medal Olympian. 4. **"The Merger Splashdown Finale"** – For her grand finale, she **hits a hidden ramp at full speed**, flips backward (her swimsuit stretching but holding strong), and **belly-flops with seismic force**, sending a **tidal wave** over the entire beach. **Post-Scene:** - The crowd **erupts in cheers** (or possibly screams of terror). - Her board members **frantically clap**, knowing their bonuses depend on it. - A single, **soaked intern** slowly raises a *"10/10"* scorecard. - Barbara **adjusts her sunglasses**, revs the jet ski again, and yells: *"WHO’S READY FOR Q2?!"* **Cut to black. Roll credits.** *(Bonus post-credits scene: The jet ski’s GPS shows her next destination—*"Shareholder Meeting: Extreme Edition."*)* --- IMAX. 🚤💥 JDHampton + AI | Creative Alliance

4 months ago

A cute chubby little girl running toward the camera with excitement, stopping right in front and waving, saying "Hello!" . She has big sparkly eyes, chubby cheeks, and a huge friendly smile. Her hair is tied in two playful puffs or buns, and she's wearing a colorful outfit with fun patterns. The background is soft and slightly blurred to focus on her face. Her expression is full of energy and charm, like she’s greeting a friend. soft lighting, pastel color tones, cinematic atmosphere, adorable and heartwarming.

3 months ago

"description": "Wide cinematic shot of a plain cardboard box on a wooden floor in an empty restaurant space. The box shakes, tape peels, and WHOOSH—it bursts with glowing blue and silver energy. The Tridente fast food and seafood restaurant rapidly assembles: sleek modern walls rise with ocean-inspired motifs, a glowing blue trident logo shines, grills and fryers slide into place, a long counter with seafood displays builds itself, trays of burgers, fries, and fresh seafood float into shelves, and warm pendant lights ignite. The box vanishes as the restaurant becomes complete, blending fast casual vibes with coastal charm.", "style": "cinematic, vibrant and inviting, magical realism with a touch of oceanic fantasy", "camera": "begins low and wide, pans upward to reveal the full restaurant transformation", "lighting": "soft daylight transitions into warm restaurant ambiance with blue oceanic highlights and subtle sparkles", "environment": "empty restaurant space becomes a The Tridente interior with fast food counters and seafood-themed decor", "elements": [ "cardboard box", "The Tridente blue trident logo", "grills and fryers", "wooden tables with coastal accents", "floating trays of burgers, fries, and seafood", "warm pendant lights", "menu chalkboard with fast food and seafood options" ], "motion": "box bursts open, all elements assemble rapidly with magical floating motion and swirling energy waves", "ending": "camera pulls back revealing a vibrant The Tridente restaurant full of detail, ready for customers", "text": "none", "keywords": ["The Tridente", "fast food", "seafood", "restaurant transformation", "blue glow", "vibrant inviting"] }

4 months ago

A hyperrealistic, ultra-cinematic beverage commercial video scene, filmed in 4K resolution with shallow depth of field and golden-hour-inspired warm indoor lighting. The focus is a heart-shaped clear glass placed on a wooden coaster atop a natural oak table, containing a vibrant, layered Mango Watermelon Sprite soda. The drink is composed of three distinct layers: • Bottom Layer: Dense, fibrous, and juicy mango pulp, vivid orange in color with visible textural motion as it's disturbed by stirring. • Middle Layer: Sparkling soda with crushed ice, effervescent bubbles rising gently, catching highlights from ambient light. The ice refracts surrounding colors, enhancing depth and realism. • Top Layer: Slushy deep pink watermelon juice, dotted with floating black chia seeds for contrast and texture. A delicate lime slice and a stylish gold cocktail skewer rest gently on the surface. A female hand with long, glossy red fake nails enters frame from the top-left, gracefully inserting and stirring with a transparent glass straw. The motion is slow, elegant, and fluid, creating gentle swirling between the layers. The camera stays in a front-facing close-up, with smooth cinematic motion (slight push-in or parallax), focusing on the interaction of textures — bubbles rising, pulp shifting, chia seeds circulating, and condensation forming and rolling down the glass. Background is softly blurred with a creamy bokeh effect: subtle warm tones, wicker textures, and cozy artisanal café decor. Lighting is diffused and warm, golden-hour inspired, with soft highlights glinting off the glass edges and water droplets. Shadows are feathered and natural. Audio ambiance (optional): gentle fizzing soda sound, light stirring sound, and soft indoor café ambiance. Style & Technical Details: – 4K ultra-sharp video quality – Shallow depth of field (bokeh background) – 120 fps slow-motion for fluid stirring and bubble detail – Commercial-grade lighting (soft key + warm bounce fill) – Editorial food styling inspired by Kinfolk, A24, and artisanal beverage reels – Inspired by luxury café videography and modern product cinematography – Clean, minimalist, sensual mood with refined movement

3 months ago

**Title: "The Aquatic Odyssey of CEO Thunderthighs"** **Scene:** A bright, sunny day at the Crystal Cove Luxury Water Park. The waves sparkle, the crowd murmurs in anticipation, and the announcer’s voice booms over the loudspeaker: *"Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for the most EXTRAORDINARY aquatic spectacle of the century! Give it up for the one, the only… CEO BARBARA ‘THUNDERTHIGH’ MCSPLASH!"* **Cue:** *"Thunderstruck" by AC/DC* blares as **Barbara McSplash**, a large big shap 150kg corporate powerhouse of corporate dominance, zooms into view on her **custom-built, turbo-charged jet ski that struggles with her corporate weight**, the *"Executive Wave Crusher 9000."* She’s dressed in a **glittering, rhinestone-studded Stimpy, skimpy-print swimsuit** (because why not?), her aviator sunglasses gleaming, her CEO lanyard flapping majestically in the wind. ### **The Stunts Begin:** 1. **"The Shareholder Surge"** – Barbara hits the throttle, the jet ski roaring like a caged lion. She rockets up a **50-foot wave**, suspends mid-air in a glorious, slow-motion arc, and lands with a **tsunami-sized splash**, drenching the VIP section (which, of course, includes her terrified board of directors). 2. **"The hostile Takeover Twist"** – She launches off a ramp, **executes a full 360-degree spin** while sipping from a coconut with a tiny umbrella, and somehow **lands perfectly**—only to immediately **"accidentally"** spray a rival CEO (who just criticized her quarterly earnings) with a wall of water. 3. **"The Board Meeting Bounce"** – Barbara spots a floating platform labeled *"Innovation Synergy Platform"* and decides to **jump her jet ski onto it**. The platform **buckles dramatically** but holds as she strikes a pose, arms raised like a gold-medal Olympian. 4. **"The Merger Splashdown Finale"** – For her grand finale, she **hits a hidden ramp at full speed**, flips backward (her swimsuit stretching but holding strong), and **belly-flops with seismic force**, sending a **tidal wave** over the entire beach. **Post-Scene:** - The crowd **erupts in cheers** (or possibly screams of terror). - Her board members **frantically clap**, knowing their bonuses depend on it. - A single, **soaked intern** slowly raises a *"10/10"* scorecard. - Barbara **adjusts her sunglasses**, revs the jet ski again, and yells: *"WHO’S READY FOR Q2?!"* **Cut to black. Roll credits.** *(Bonus post-credits scene: The jet ski’s GPS shows her next destination—*"Shareholder Meeting: Extreme Edition."*)* --- IMAX. 🚤💥 JDHampton + AI | Creative Alliance