Upwork is hiring a Social Media Assassin Extraordinaire!! - Contract to hire

👉Are you tired of the same old, run-of-the-mill social media managers? Well, buckle up, folks, because we're on the hunt for a Social Media Assassin! 🥷

We need someone who can swoop in like a digital ninja, take down tasks with deadly precision, and leave a trail of trending hashtags in their wake.

This isn't your grandma's social media job. We want a rockstar 🤘 who can slay the competition and build a fanatical following faster than you can say "viral sensation."

Responsibilities:

1. Execution at Lightning Speed: As our Social Media Assassin, you'll be expected to execute social media strategies with the speed of a caffeinated cheetah. We don't just want results; we want them yesterday. Deadlines are for mere mortals. You'll be tasked with slaying social media tasks faster than anyone else in the game.

2. Task Slayer Supreme: Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to conquer every social media task that comes your way. From crafting killer content to scheduling posts, engaging with followers, and analyzing data, you'll leave no task alive. You'll use your strategic thinking skills to prioritize and eliminate tasks with ruthless efficiency.

3. Fanatical Follower Cultivation: Building a fanatical following is your ultimate goal. We want you to cultivate a social media army so dedicated, they'll tattoo our logo on their foreheads. You'll need to know the ins and outs of every major social media platform, from TikTok to Instagram, Facebook to Twitter, Pinterest to Reddit. You'll convert casual scrollers into raving fans with your witty charm and killer content.

4. AI Mastery: You'll be working with some of the most advanced AI tools on the planet. We're talking Jasper, ChatGPT, MidJourney, and a whole bunch of other fancy-sounding names. You'll need to tame these digital 🦄 beasts and use them to your advantage, harnessing their power to create mind-blowing content and engage with our audience in ways they never thought possible.

5. Fluent in English (and Sarcasm): As a Social Media Assassin, you must have a black belt in sarcasm and be fluent in the art of witty banter. We want your captions to make our followers snort-laugh while sipping their morning coffee. ☕️ Your English skills should be on par with Shakespeare, or at least with the most entertaining meme accounts out there.

Requirements:

- A proven track record of social media domination. We want to see your previous conquests, your triumphs, and your follower counts skyrocketing faster than Elon Musk's rockets.

- Proficiency in all major social media platforms. If you haven't heard of TikTok, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, or Reddit, you might be living under a digital rock. You'd better know podcasting and YT!!

- Familiarity with AI tools. We want someone who can handle the advanced weaponry of the digital world. If you're not afraid to wield the power of Jasper, ChatGPT, and MidJourney, we'll provide you with the arsenal.

- Strategic thinking skills. You should be able to craft a battle plan to conquer the social media landscape. You're the Sun Tzu of the digital age, only instead of armies, you're dealing with likes, comments, and retweets.

- A sense of humor that could make a statue crack a smile. If you can't make us laugh, you'll be stuck doing something far less exciting, like managing spreadsheets.

- Work during USA hours

Benefits:

- An opportunity to make your mark on the social media world and build a cult-like following that worships the ground you tweet on.

- A dynamic and fast-paced work environment that will keep you on your toes, or rather, on your keyboard.

- The chance to work with cutting-edge AI tools that will make you the envy of all your social media manager friends.

- Competitive salary and bonuses, because we believe in rewarding assassins who get results.

So, if you're ready to become a Social Media Assassin and take the digital world by storm, send us your most entertaining cover letter and a portfolio of your previous social media conquests...

Better yet... you should also do something creative and tag @BizFamous on social. Use hash tag of #smmassassin! Creativity always wins!!

So do you have social media skills sharper than a samurai sword??

We're excited to meet the chosen one who can wield the power of social media like no other. Remember, the clock is ticking, and the world needs a hero.

Will you answer the call?