POV selfie video filmed by a real alien tourist inside a traditional Spanish jamón shop. The alien — greenish skin, big black eyes, wearing a floral shirt, sunglasses, and a tourist hat — holds his iPhone with a selfie stick. He excitedly says in a glitchy, robotic voice: “Look at all these jamones!” as he turns the camera to reveal dozens of hanging cured hams. His expression is a mix of awe and confusion. Some locals glance at him, puzzled. The shop is warmly lit with rustic decor. Background sounds include light Spanish music, customers chatting, and slicing meat. The footage is slightly shaky and casual — like a viral alien-on-vacation TikTok.